Not so breaking news: Edinburgh safer than Glasgow
Edinburgh has come out on top as the safest city in the UK in a recent survey.
68% of people said they felt “totally safe” in Edinburgh, and a paranoid 14% felt “totally unsafe”.
One recent graduate said: “Of course it’s safe, the castle is impenetrable.”
And a Northern Irish lass said: “It’s probably the safest place in Scotland. It’s quite close to Glasgow but it can’t help that.”
Glasgow, known for its pleasant streets at night, came in eight with 44% of people deeming it safe, and 38% unsafe.
But the Scots who were polled put both Scottish cities higher, with 86% saying Edinburgh is safe and a whopping 68% thinking Glasgow is safe.
The YouGov research was conducted across ten British cities.
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