Do you have Durham’s most divine derrière?
Have you got the best bum on the Bailey? Or maybe the hottest ass on the hill? Get in touch and you could be crowned Durham’s Best Bum 2014…
It’s almost summer. You know what that means – gone are the winter coats, it’s time to whip out the swimwear.
The Tab is on the search for the best bums in Durham, and this exam season we’re looking for those of you with a first class ass (or at least a high 2:1).
If you think you have a top rate bum, or know someone who does, get in touch with us and enter the competition for Best Bum 2014.
All we need is a (tasteful) photo along with an interesting fact about yourself emailed to [email protected]. All entries will be anonymous (so the only way your future employers will know is if you put it on your CV. Which you’re welcome to do).
To get you started here are last year’s winners from our sister Tab over at Cambridge
Think you can do better?
Entries close at midnight on Wednesday, May 7th
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