Lads

Is sex really all that satisfying?

“Coito ergo sum” is a no from me amirite

The mysterious case of the disappearing Wyverns Garden Party

The Wyverns Garden Party has been quietly allowed to not go ahead

Long live lad culture, tits, bevs and banter

Sick of hearing about lad culture in Cambridge? So am I, but as the Wyverns’ latin motto translates, “He who is as hung as a horse may flog a dead one”. As many ladies can testify I am fucking packing. This is your boy Hugh.

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Let’s talk class at Cambridge

If the height of persecution for public school boys is a satirical article in The Tab, then that might be part of the problem

JOHN’S BOYS EXPOSED: “Fine if you’ve tried having sex with a passed out girl”

Accusations of an “old school, elitist Cambridge” culture are rocking the college

PILF of the Week: Take 2

Following last week’s braxen specimen, PILF of the week brings you a punter of great integrity with a penchant for henladies and grapes

Wyverns in Oxford Rape Row

Magdalene’s infamous drinking society, the Wyverns, are under police investigation for allegedly chanting about rape in Oxford city centre.

GERIATRIC CARNAGE: Cambridge Alumni Wreak Havoc on Caesarian Sunday

In an annual tradition that plagues drinking societies across Cambridge, old boys return and run riot.

Pembroke and Jesus win football cuppers semi-finals

Pembroke and Jesus make it into the cuppers final. Match reports here:

Further Confessions Of A Fucked Up Fresher

TONY HARCOURT, of Fucked Up Fresher Fame, returns with the dark tale of his first swap…

How To Lose Friends And Alienate People: Choosing A Sport In Cambridge.

Not sure which sport’s team to play for this term? The Tab is at hand with a quick quiz to help you decide.

CURRY CARNAGE

Serious argy bhaji at Curry King as students and alumni fight in mass brawl.

Cambridge Lads Lacking in Lash

Cambridge has come 51st in a league table. Unsurprisingly, it’s not about academic performance.

News From The Dark Blues

Feminists, ‘lads’, hoaxes and the Daily Mail – it’s not all that different over at the Other Place.

Si B Says Bye To Big Fish Ents

Nightlife icon and much-loved Cambridge personality Simon Burdus is leaving Cambridge for pastures new. Everybody’s sad.

Football Fluster in Newcastle

Unbelievable scenes at Newcastle Uni as footballs teams have had to change their names after allegations of sexism.

Cambridge Lads? That’s Shit Chat, Mate

When did ‘banter’ get so bloody boring?

Power Cut Panic at John’s

Students and John’s and Trinity were hit with an extended power cut last night, cutting off internet access and cancelling formal hall.

Kings Of Banter

King’s students have set up the King’s College Lads’ Union to offer a more banterous alternative to KCSU.

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JONNY WALKER is confused about his gender.