Clubbers of the Week – Week 7!!!

It's nearing the end of term, but that doesn't stop the Cambridge party scene. Oh no, we thrive on a lack of sleep, ignoring impending essay crises, and cheesy noughties tunes in every single club. With the removal of the guilt of showing up to 9am lectures drunk, nothing stopped you lot this week…and there are pictures to prove it.

Best Chirpses

Let's start strong with the best cheeky chirpses caught on camera – Cambridge was ON IT this week, with numerous kissing club photos. Bravo.

These must've been pros, angling themselves for anonymity.

They even came in co-ordinated outfits!!

Strongest Squads

Everyone needs their pals with them on a night out, be it for wing-manning/wing-womanning, maintaining a dominant space on the dance floor, or for carrying you home when you're about to pass out. These squads exhibited class A signs of camaraderie, friendship, and sheer strength in numbers.

Could you even fit more people into the photo?

#lads #toocool #boisboisbois #lashtag #edgy

Just stepped out of a Taylor Swift squad music video and straight into Life

Hello Henry

Cheekiest nip slip

I'll admit that neither of these are actually nip slips, but one can only imagine the chaos that ensued after these photos were taken. Tenuous? Yes, but it works.

'I'm just so hench, my pecs burst out of the shirt'

Yummy

Biggest Cambridge stereotypes

We have been winning Varsity matches left, right, and centre recently – so our clubbing photos must exhibit a sense of University pride…right?

Blues blasers and a crown – we don't buy into the 'elite University' stereotype at all!

Best outfits

An inexplicable rise in clubbing headwear dominated week 7 nights out. Why? Nobody knows.

Gotta keep that sun out of your eyes gals.

New season outfit goals

Safety first!

Best poses

2kool5skool

'How you doing?'

Act natural.

All you need is love <3

Greenest tongue

Need I say any more?

Clubber of the week

Now for the big one; this week's clubber of the week is my spirit animal. A photo-bomber with whom everyone can relate. Look to the right of this photo.

So #relatable it hurts!