John’s forges exclusive signet rings for students
Freshly smelted in the fires of Mordor
St John’s College has announced that it is now offering its students an exclusive St John’s College signet ring.
Students of the college were notified with the following email, which was circulated to undergraduate Johnians informing them of the new accessories. The Tab’s Rupert Shearer said of the ring: ‘Oh, an American class ring for an English College. How Novel.’
For an extra £10, students can even have their matriculation year engraved on the inside of the exclusive ring. The exclusive ring is only available to orcs from St John’s college. The hobbits and elves from other colleges shall have to go ringless, for now.
The Tab spoke to a member of St John’s college, who commented ‘my precious.’