Quiz: Answer these 11 questions and we’ll tell you what type of Bristol boy you are
13,000 different boys at Bris and we know which one you are
There are roughly 13,000 male students at the University of Bristol, yet it appears there are only four categories of boy which you may fall into.
Are you the type of guy to drink urine at a freshers rugby initiation? Maybe you’d sooner find yourself off your chops in a random’s kitchen at 7am? Or perhaps you prefer to peruse around the £3 bookshop on Park Street in search of a quirky arts girl who listens to The Smiths.
Take our painfully accurate quiz to find out which type of Bristol boy you are. You may find yourself getting gratuitously stereotyped and offended.
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No prizes for guessing what number one is