QUIZ: What percentage Stoke Bishop are you?
Stop working on your assignments because this is the only test that really matters
Miles MortonAs we wind down to the Christmas holidays, it’s time to assess how your behaviour since arriving at Bristol has compared with the that of the typical Stoke Bishop student.
It has been a weird year, with lots of people leaving uni, coming back to uni, and spending many hours inside, but just how well do you really fit in within the first year stomping grounds?
If you’re an ex Stoke Bishop resident and you get anything less than top marks, well that’s just embarrassing.
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