Exams were bleak, so here’s the Clubbers of the Week!
Term two, Jäger bombs on you?
Daisy IngramIt's 2018, so let's get on the scene! Anyone who thinks dry January is a good idea, clearly wasn't at Lola Lo last week.
New year means a new club night, with the launch of Rum Club Thursday, involving free fried chicken and Theo from Love Island this Thursday (stay tuned for next week's juicy pics…)
With exams truly done and a lot of built up stress to burn off, there were some memorable clubbers this week, so let's see what legends made it onto the first list of the year.
Most subtle strangling
Good job we have photographic evidence
Worst spatial awareness
Those lips aren't even close to her cheek
Sexiest clubber
"This is the face you make to attract the ladies"
Proudest fathers to be
"We're gonna call it Lola if it's a girl"
Best bird impression
"If I pretend I'm a bird, maybe I'll pull one!!"
Sassiest clubber
He spent three hours curling those locks
Best gorilla stance
At least his bicep looks good
Hungriest clubber of the week
Hungry for some meat amirite
Best elephant impression
I want to know what he's hiding on his forehead
Most awkward hug
"Please don't get too close to me"
Best skanking
And the most enthusiastic clubber
Oh wait no, I spoke too soon
Best dive
Tom Daley watch out
Clubber in the most trouble
"A-ha I have caught you at Lolas, you naughty girl!"
Best smise
Tyra Banks rates it 10/10
Best disguise
If that's not his superhero suit underneath I'll eat my hat!
Most lit clubber
You never know when you'll need your torch
Best selfie
I mean did they just steal the camera or?
Westfield
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