It’s your turn to choose the Lord of the booze
Deadlines are near, lets grab a beer?
Snow annoyed about this
Uni’s on strike, clubbing we like
Term two, Jäger bombs on you?
Consent is consent, grey rape is not a thing
Week 8, Jäger bombs mate?
Dressed up scary and getting lairy
Week 4, let’s sesh some more
Full of fresh who love to sesh
Warning – may contain terrible boat puns
I woke up in the morning with an ambulance note and no recollection of the night before