Plan a big night out and we’ll tell you which England Euro 2020 squad member you are

It’s coming home


Everyone seems to know the score. They’ve seen it all before. But they just know. They’re just sure. That their free time. They’re gonna throw it away. Gonna blow it away on one more. Cause I remember…

Three questions never hurt. The end of the quiz is nearing. You really should go back to work. But the quizmaster’s so endearing.

So many jokes. So many tears. So many references to beers. Can wear you down. Over the years. But I still see that quiz about houses. The one about Friends. We’ve covered Made in Chelsea and Backyardigans.

Three questions never hurt. The end of the quiz is nearing. You really should go back to work. But the quizmaster’s so endearing.

It’s coming up. It’s coming up. It’s coming. There’s another quiz coming up.

IT’S COMING UP. IT’S COMING UP. IT’S COMING. THERE’S ANOTHER QUIZ COMING UP.

So after all that, plan a night out and we’ll tell you which member of the England squad you are. Yes, I did have a lot of fun writing that.

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