‘This isn’t an attack on clubs, but really an attempt to reverse ignorance and an opportunity to work together’
I can’t get enough of his wholesome content
‘I truly believe that a PhD degree can kill you’
You don’t have to have 20/20 vision to be able to identify a Durham fresher
The Tab sat down with UCU boss Jo Grady to discuss the planned university staff strikes
2021: Police are telling shopkeepers to stop selling beans to kids
Some students are protesting against the existence of these societies
19 per cent of students don’t have a working smoke alarm
UCU boss Jo Grady says strikes are ‘inevitable’
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Just a little bit embarrassing
The uni has condemned ‘initiations of any sort’
The police have arrested an 18-year-old suspect and released them on bail
The dispute surrounds poor pay and pensions
First year can be physically and emotionally draining
Jürgen’s still waiting for someone to pick up the phone
All I remember is Timothée Chalamet
‘I love being cheeky, taking the mick, and being a bit sarky’
Most other unis will be offering a blended approach
‘My drag sisters call me the flying squirrel on stage’
‘Think Pamela Anderson on the school run’
‘We’re going to start uni without a place to live. That’s how bad the situation is’
Videos are circulating on TikTok claiming to show Bolt helicopters landing
Do as I say, not as I do
‘It was a lot of effort to engage with others’
It’s a well known fact that glitter and face paint are Freshers’ Week essentials
Has anyone got a spare ciggy???
Smokers and non-smokers wanted!
It all started with German reality TV star Detlef Steves
If you’re heading to uni in Cardiff, I’d invest in an umbrella
The university’s main halls are oversubscribed
Cast members have been in the likes of Peep Show and Sex Education
Some were literally just caffeine while others were more harmful substances
No prizes for guessing which uni came top
Test your knowledge on all three films
Will we ever set foot on campus?
‘Tents are one of the worst things to try and recycle,’ says festival sustainability manager
That’s enough to fill Newcastle University alone
‘I’ve never felt the threat of Taliban as much as I do now’
No prizes for guessing that London unis don’t fare well
Thank the lord Martin Compston is back on our screens
‘Choose pictures that you feel great in and genuinely feel happy at the time’
‘If they see that I am in western education, in their definition, I will be their enemy’
Why does every uni seem to have at least one phallic building?
It’s the first uni in the country to implement this kind of measure
‘I was glad I ditched her, but I should have done it in a better way’
And all the unis that aren’t
‘We are taking social media back from the bullies’
Miles Routledge bit off more than he could chew when he took an ill-timed trip to Kabul
Now, the Taliban is his best hope of getting out of Afghanistan
Dear Manchester, your Depop addiction is getting unhealthy
‘You ain’t stickin’ me with that motherf*****g needle’
The man in blackface wasn’t a Durham Uni student
‘We do expect all universities to be moving back to the situation of actually delivering lessons and lectures face-to-face’
Durham students spend 50 per cent more on booze than the average UK student
Student rent has risen by 20 per cent since last year
That’s the last thing you want after finishing your A-Levels
She loves a girly cocktail night
Shock: Pitbull isn’t actually called Pitbull
Half of all students think their SU isn’t doing a good job, survey suggests
It’s not looking good for Newcastle and Edinburgh
It’s apparently not a fashion statement
‘My body felt like it was weighed down by bricks’
The caps will set you back £25
A fifth of applicants won’t get their first choice uni
Only 67 per cent of young people have had the vaccine
Of course Mary’s gained the most
I’d genuinely rather run a marathon than have to sit in another breakout room
How far they’ve fallen
If he uses mint shower gel, you should break up with him
These young people’s stories show that shaming students isn’t the magic solution the government thinks it is
He’s ‘raging’ that vaccine uptake appears to be slower amongst the young
And nearly three quarters of students think Freedom Day has come too early
You’ll need proof of two jabs to go clubbing from the end of September
I literally can’t believe these people are in charge
Jack was found with cocaine and Valium in his system
Leave before he can say: ‘Have you seen Pulp Fiction’
It’ll mean there’s more time for small class teaching
Three million people applied to uni this year
But others are saying it actually might not be a good idea
Is Manchester further north than Liverpool?
Dani Dyer wouldn’t be allowed on the log flume at Thorpe Park
Of course he’s previously appeared as an extra on Casualty
No festivals managed to get a 50/50 split of men and women this year
‘You cannot win in the long term. Bookies will not allow that to happen’
Cummings even helped to fix a burst pipe this year
Danny Shaw
