Finally, a league table that Cambridge comes bottom in
Wouldn’t want to be an Edinburgh student rn
Cambridge Uni is ‘very concerned’ with the proposal
Exeter Uni is leading the way
They were collectively responsible for over 750k tonnes of CO2 emissions in a single year
Student loan interest rates previously stood at an eye-watering 12 per cent
Half of grads say their jobs have nothing to do with their degrees
I’m literally 90 per cent Ristorante pizzas at this point
What if I like reading books and facing a lifetime of overwhelming debt?
She wants all pupils who get straight A*s to be given an Oxbridge interview
They hope a ‘mass non-payment’ strike will take place on October 1st
‘It was a good laugh,’ says Darrell Meekcom
Students in the most expensive uni cities are paying over £200 in rent every week
Well now I’m going to overthink all my prompts
Students were given cash in hand or had their accommodation costs covered for a year
Can’t wait for the Meet the Parents episode
‘I almost had a complete breakdown over this’
Over half of all cases came from a single department
Scarlett May has described his actions as ‘weird’ and ‘unnecessary’
Nine in ten students have a lot of questions to answer
We’re looking for an ambitious and passionate young journalist to come and break big scoops
One in four students at Russell Group unis aren’t happy with the quality of their education
More than 2,000 cases have been confirmed in England
It’s been 20 years since the film’s release
I swear Liz Truss is faking her BeReals, she always seem to be in that bloody pork market
It’s honestly taken my fyp hostage
One professor branded this advice ‘freaking ridiculous’
‘It could literally be anything’
The Labour leader also slammed the Tory leadership candidates
If you get up to no good in the club, you’re defo Matt Hancock
Hopefully far, far away from Kate for both of their sakes
‘Fab Five Freddy told me everybody’s fly’
Most of the leadership candidates also don’t see climate change as the massive issue it is
The Tory MP also doesn’t think institutional racism exists in the UK
‘I’m only human’, says Andrea Jenkyns
The lecturers’ union says this is ‘outrageous’
Penny Mordaunt literally had a convicted murderer in her campaign video
Yasmin Finney from Heartstopper gave a passionate speech
The NUS is demanding students have a ‘cost of living support package as a matter of urgency’
I mean Ben Wallace literally doesn’t think gay people should be able to marry
A timetable for electing the new leader of the Tory party and the country will be announced next week
Fancy another one?
Hoards of teenagers around the world are dressing in suits and going to screenings of Minions: Rise of Gru
New changes will slash the number of students getting a first by 25 per cent
Some cinemas are now banning those participating in the trend from seeing Minions: Rise of Gru
In a word: Iconic
‘Staff are struggling in the midst of devastating cost of living crisis’
‘I’m not willing to be marched to my death by the fossil fuel companies and their government puppets,’ says Bournemouth student Louis
No prizes for guessing London comes out on top
‘While everyone else in society can claim benefits, many students can’t’
The heavyweight boxer also claimed to buy Loughborough students 100 pizzas every weekend
Good A-Level grades won’t necessarily guarantee your place at uni
Daniel was given antipsychotic medication when he told his doctor he was trans
Universities may have to give places to more international students as their fees aren’t capped
Many students won’t finish paying back their loan debts
The former health secretary was at a reunion with his uni chums
‘The student housing market is scandalous’
…I sit and think about him
‘That’s a drop in the ocean’
Last month a court found that disability discrimination by the University of Bristol led to the suicide of Natasha Abrahart
Universities ‘lied about the scale of their pension cuts,’ says union boss
Hmm, might stick with my coach ticket and trusty pop-up tent
‘You can’t change the past, but you can change the future. Never forget’
The first plane relocating asylum seekers to Rwanda is set to fly today
Just six out of 10,000 SU events were cancelled in a single academic year
The NUS said the cap doesn’t go far enough and the interest rates are ‘cruelly high’
Half the pingers sold at UK festivals last summer contained no MDMA at all
Cambridge leapfrogs Oxford to be crowned best uni in the UK
Lecturers think the bonuses merely back up their long-held belief that they aren’t being paid enough
Basically, Brexit’s ruined drugs
Tbf I’ve always wanted to know what Boris Johnson looks like eating a fish
Gemma Owen gained 64.5k followers over night
The prime minister narrowly survived a no confidence vote that could have seen him sacked
Tory MPs will vote this evening on whether Boris should continue as leader of the party and the country
The vote of no confidence will take place between 6pm and 8pm
‘It doesn’t make any sense really’
In a word: chaos
5. ‘I fell to my knees and cried knowing I would never experience such beauty again’
The parents of Natasha Abrahart say the student suicide rate is still ‘far too high’
I will pay someone to remove the Binley Mega Chippy song from my head
‘How can they sleep at night?’
The sad filter is dead to me
He also endorsed the re-election of Hungarian president Viktor Orbán
The University of Bristol has been ordered to pay £50k in damages
The student loan interest rate is currently set to skyrocket to 12 per cent by September
‘Can I DJ at your next party, Boris?’
Sure, I’ll just stave off a global pandemic in my 9am
Students at 44 UK unis may not receive their final grades
UK unis are generally lagging behind the rest of the world
He’s back at it again!
Honestly, it’s just wearing a football top and getting a bit *lairy*
Can I speak to the Vice Chancellor, please?
They’ve written a joint statement demanding the NUS drops an investigation into Shaima Dallali
Inspectors will be sent to university campuses to check staff attendance rates
Do you know your Hypersonic Missiles from your Poundshop Kardashians?
Confirmed: That diss really isn’t going to write itself
‘I really do sympathise with lecturers, but it gets to a point where they just take the piss’
Danny Shaw
