A deep dive into the world of Tommy Fury’s old Facebook posts
He really wants you to add his BBM
Tommy Fury has had some moments in the Love Island villa. He didn't know how to make a cup of tea, he'd never cooked an omelette and some of his conversations are pretty painful to listen to. But it turns out, Tommy Fury has been classic since his school days. Tommy Fury's Facebook is a nostalgic goldmine.
His old pictures are hilarious and his statuses will take you back to secondary school life when "like for a rate" was the best part of your weekday evenings.
If you want to marvel at the transformation Tommy Fury has had, then we've done the hard work for you and gone through his old Facebook profile posts. You can thank me later.
Firstly, Tommy Fury's Facebook photos are incredible
This glow-up is nothing short of admirable. He went from cringy selfies to Greek God reeeal quick. His old school photos look like they were taken on a Nokia brick, the quality is ridiculous.
Tommy loved a selfie back in the day. ALSO CAN WE ALL TAKE A SECOND TO LOOK AT HOW LONG HIS ARMS ARE.
There needs to be a petition to find Tommy's childhood sweetheart Megan and put her in the villa
Tommy had a childhood sweetheart called Megan, and he was OBSESSED with her. Tommy must have a real thing for girls whose names start with M, because Molly-Mae and Maura have both caught his eye in the Love Island villa. Clearly though, none will ever compare to Megan. His first love, the apple of his eye.
His old Facebook statuses about her are poetic. He'd die for Megan. He really loved her. Let's get her in the villa to really stir up the drama.
Before boxing, Tommy was REALLY into rugby
Young Tommy also really wanted everyone to know he LOVES rugby.
Rugby rugby RUGBY.
He really wanted everyone to add his BBM
Remember when BBM was thing? Tommy Fury was into that big style. If you really want to, you can try adding his old BBM pin. It would make him happy.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE ADD HIS BBM.
Tommy shared a lot about his shoes??
They're lovely Tommy.
Tommy loves to chat to himself in his own comments
Remember when Molly-Mae moaned about them not having many conversations with each other? That's probably because Tommy Fury prefers to chat away with himself.
One thing you didn't know about Tommy Fury, is he's been politically woke since 2011
Can someone check if he's ok?
But deep down, Tommy Fury was just like the rest of us at school
He's come a long way from school Tommy to Love Island Tommy. When Maura was busy doing underwear shoots, Tommy was still asking his friends if they knew what the homework was. That says a lot.
I wonder if anyone did ever get back to him about the homework?
Why is Tommy literally exactly the same as every British boy at school?
Here are just some other random posts, enjoy
Tommy Fury's Facebook really is the gift that keeps on giving.