Here’s the piece of Liverpool freshers advice you need to hear, based on your star sign

With the start of the academic year fast approaching (and all the exciting fanfare of Freshers’ Week), we know you’re buzzing just as much as we are. It’s pretty daunting and a big change to move to a city you might have never heard of until you did your UCAS application, but hey, fresh starts, right?

There may be plenty of rumours that Liverpool is a bit haunted, plagued by a mysterious time slip on the high street, and just a bit wacky at times, so we’ve looked to the stars for guidance, mainly to ensure you don’t go to LEVEL for your first ever night out, and remember to bring cash to The Raz next Monday. Amongst other things, of course.

To help you get ahead of the chaos, here’s some cosmically-approved advice so that you can soar your way to a successful uni start. Whether you’re astrology obsessed, a bit of a sceptic, or could not care less, you’re sure to find something genuinely useful here – or at least have a little laugh.

Aries

Kicking things off with the resident powerhouse of the zodiac signs, Aries are bold, high-energy, driven and ambitious – because of this, beware of burnout. You will have endless things to do, and you definitely won’t be able to do them all. Don’t panic, though! Just pace yourself and pick your battles. Maybe opt for a bus pass (especially if you’ll be living in Greenbank) because I promise, you will not be able to power walk everywhere. Let those first year deadlines sit a little longer, there’s no need to start planning your dissertation this early on.

Cancer

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As the sweethearts of the zodiac, you Cancers feel everything deeply. This means all the big changes of uni life might feel extra intense for you. Moving out, new city, new people, it can be a lot. Our advice to you is to find positive distractions, and of course, cry it out when you need to. Just remember this: time and place. Like, maybe don’t cry mid-queue at The Raz on a Monday night. We know it’s ridiculously long, but there are better places for a breakdown.

Gemini

Perhaps one of the most misunderstood star signs, people are quick to call you ‘two-faced’. Worry not, because we know that only good things come in twos, and multifaceted is what you are. Channel that duality, join as many societies as you can, maybe even start one of your own. Your uni transcript will thank you, and so will your social calendar.

Taurus 

As an earth sign, nature is where you thrive. Liverpool city centre can feel like a bit of a concrete jungle, but there are so many beautiful green escapes. Sefton Park or the Wavertree Botanical Garden are great detox spaces for when campus gets a little too much. Just don’t get too comfy. Make sure you’re stepping out of your comfort zone because, Liverpool has so much to offer other than pubs and clubs. 

Leo

Confident, magnetic and sometimes even a little bit self-absorbed (but we love it). You own the spotlight like no other. Liverpool’s buzzing scene will welcome you with open arms, and uni will be a breeze. Just remember that there are other Leos around. Don’t see it as competition but as a chance for reinvention. There’s more than enough space for you all to shine. Just find your niche and you’ll be dazzling. 

Virgo

We have only one thing to say to you, and that is to loosen up! You’ve already got the planning skills locked down, and uni life will throw all kinds of surprises your way. There’s only so much you can be prepared for. Everyone will admire your curated Notion page in the Sydney Jones, but there’s more to you than that. Keep the essentials on lockdown, but let yourself go with the flow. Maybe even find a Sagittarius bestie to add some spontaneity to your life.

Sagittarius

Your spontaneity is what makes you the life of the party. This will serve you so well in the social scene, so what you should really be doing is watching your wallet. I implore you to keep those finances on lockdown. Skip out on the meal deals from Myrtle Street Tesco, budget wisely, and take advantage of all the student discounts around Liverpool. They’ll be kind to you if you’re kind to them.

Capricorn

The ambition, discipline and concentration in you is unmatched, which is why our advice to you is to live in the moment. You don’t have to be locked in 24/7. We promise you have plenty of time to accomplish everything you want. At the very least, use Freshers’ Week to really let loose and see how it feels. Your hangxiety after a Skint Tuesday will be strong, but it’s nothing in comparison to that one time during pre-uni summer. Remember that?

Libra

As the social butterflies and natural diplomats of the zodiac signs, you’re one to fit in everywhere. You love to lend a helping hand, but you need to make time for you. It is not your job to always solve everyone else’s drama (as much as you want to). Your seasonal sadness in the colder months doesn’t mean the world is ending either. Get yourself out there. Tip those scales in your favour once in a while. Balance is key after all. 

Aquarius 

You’re a curious and experimental one, so you will adore Liverpool’s indie shops. However, you can also be a little bit detached. We know you value your independence and your loner rep, but get yourself out there and connect. If you don’t find your people right away, don’t stress! You have all of uni to do it, and your first year flatmates are certainly not forever.

Scorpio

Not only are you fiercely loyal, but you’re also known to hold a grudge well. This might actually come in handy for you if you’re living in a shared flat. When your flatmates or housemates inevitably dodge the cleaning rota, you’ll be the one keeping the receipts. Use that and hold them accountable. You’re the only hope for solving passive-aggressive back-and-forths. 

Pisces

As the dreamers of the zodiac, you’ll love Liverpool’s artsy vibe. We know you enjoy a little mystique, and that’s cool. Maybe don’t get stuck on Bold Street trying to experience the timeslip. Finally, and I’m gonna hold your hand when I say this, but trauma bonding is not an appropriate icebreaker at pres, babe. 

That’s all from us, and we hope this advice proves useful to you. Inject a bit of whimsy into your first year, because once those dissertation deadlines start looming, you’ll be in the trenches. Wishing you a smooth-sailing start to uni life, and remember, the stars are in your favour x