I asked AI how Bonnie Blue would do on Love Island and it’s so deranged I simply have to see it

She’s controversial, hot-tempered, and knows how to get s**t done – but no I’m not describing the latest bombshell to enter the Love Island villa – I’m actually referring to OnlyFans model Bonnie Blue.

Whether I like it or not, there are two things currently dominating my Twitter feed, Bonnie Blue and the season two of Love Island All Stars. Naturally, I have started to wonder how Bonnie would perform on the show.

The only prerequisites for going on Love Island are being somewhat attractive, having enough charisma to keep the chat flowing, and being at least publically single, so why couldn’t Bonnie hop on a plane to the villa? Stranger things have happened in the world of reality TV and it might help those dwindling viewing figures.

To help flesh out my ITV pitch, I asked ChatGPT to theorise how Bonnie would perform on Love Island.

Bonnie Blue would enter Love Island with a bang

Look, I know including Bonnie Blue in the next season of Love Island would be a controversial, and potentially fatal, decision for the show. But after reading how Bonnie would enter the villa, according to AI, I’m low-key sold.

“Bonnie would likely make an instant impact, turning heads with her bold personality and self-assured attitude. Given the typical Love Island cast, she might be met with curiosity or even skepticism from some islanders—especially those with more traditional dating outlooks. However, if she plays it smart, she could win people over with charm and humor,” ChatGPT said.

The AI also suggested that she would immediately clash with Olivia Hawkins.

Here’s how Bonnie would interact with her fellow Islanders

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The whole point of Love Island is to couple up, though most of us understand is less about love and more about stealing that camera time away from your fellow Islanders. Bonnie could very easily do that.

“Her confidence could make her a magnet for flirtation, but it depends on how the male contestants perceive her OnlyFans background. Some might be intimidated, while others could find her openness and sex appeal a major draw. She’d likely pair up early with a strong-willed guy who isn’t fazed by her online persona,” the AI told me.

“Being in the public eye already, Bonnie might be used to handling online trolls and haters, but the in-person social politics of the villa are a different beast. She could clash with more conservative female contestants who see her as a threat or don’t approve of her career. At the same time, she might form alliances with the more open-minded and confident women.”

According to ChatGPT, the men she would most likely couple up with include Ovie Soko, Toby Aromolaran, Adam Collard, Callum Jones, Mitch Taylor, and Theo Campbell. We already know that Bonnie doesn’t respect the boundaries of a committed relationship, so the drama would be real.

Could she win it?

The British public’s opinion of Bonnie Blue is pretty evident, but if she somehow managed to rehabilitate her image in the villa then the sky is the limit. Could she win it? ChatGPT says there are two factors to consider.

It said: “Viewers would be divided. Some would admire her authenticity, independence, and refusal to conform to outdated dating norms. Others might judge her for her career, leading to online debates. If she can balance her brand with a softer, more relatable side, she could gain a strong fanbase.

“Winning depends on two things: finding a strong romantic connection and public support. If she builds a genuine, emotionally engaging relationship, she could have a chance. However, if she’s viewed as a strategic game player or if her OnlyFans presence creates too much controversy, she might struggle to secure the win.”

I have to see it.

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