Oh god, Bonnie Blue issues five tips for successfully cheating on your partner and they’re awful

Bonnie Blue is now giving advice? Catch her on Loose Women soon


Though her position on monogamy is nothing particularly new, Bonnie Blue has now given five tips for successfully cheating on your wife amid the continuing fallout from her 1,000 men in a day stunt.

Bonnie Blue needs a day off. As celebrities issue damning statements and Bonnie continues her ongoing feud with Lily Phillips, it’s miraculous she has time to issue the divisive statements we have come to know her for.

In a new string of TikTok videos, Bonnie echoed earlier statements about cheating as she offered five tips for successfully pulling it off. Though she’s “never been a girl’s girl” she also offered some advice to women seeking to stop infidelity in their marriage.

1. Bonnie Blue says you need Snapchat to be cheating effectively

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Never give her proof boys #bonnieblue #f

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In one TikTok, which was posted by one of Bonnie’s many burner accounts, she explained that Snapchat is the best app to download if you want to cheat on your partner.

“So if you want to cheat successfully, do it on something like Snapchat where the conversation disappears. You don’t want your nosey wife finding those conversations,” she said.

2. She also suggested getting another phone

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She might not appreciate you, but I’d be on my knees EVERY day #bonnieblue #fyp

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Cheating on your partner has to be exhausting. Between finding time to meet them and keeping up appearances at home, you’d be better off grabbing a bev and binging Love Island. In another video, Bonnie also suggested getting another phone so you’ve got “one for the wife and one for me.”

Honestly, I’m knackered just thinking about it. Next.

3. The best place to cheat is at a Bonnie Blue event

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Wedding rings are encouraged at my events #bonnieblue #fyp

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Bonnie Blue’s 1,000 men stunt saw men queuing throughout the lavish property for just a few seconds with her, with many of them posting reaction videos on TikTok afterwards. Funnily enough, Bonnie said it’s the perfect place to cheat on your partner.

“Ok, so the reason by queues are the best place to cheat is because there’s that many men, even if your wife is looking for you, she wouldn’t know which one you were,” she said. “And she’s probably not seen down there for a long time.”

This would be completely ludicrous though as a mother literally caught her son at Bonnie’s event.

4. Be careful with your social media interactions

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Cheating 101 with Bonnie Blue – Instagram edition #bonnieblue #fyp

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As you’re attempting to juggle two lives, Bonnie Blue said it’s important to make sure your wife isn’t checking up on your social media activity. As she put it, only like the woman’s Instagram stories and not her grid posts.

5. Bonnie offered advice to women to stop their husbands from cheating

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My only tip to you wives is… take his tip more often #bonnieblue #fyp

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Though the tips are undeniably questionable, especially given the common sense nature of most of them, Bonnie Blue’s advice to women is even more out of pocket. Doubling down on earlier comments, she told women to “not be lazy” and touch their man every so often. But as we know, men don’t need a reason to cheat and It could happen regardless of their at-home sex lives.

Maybe Bonnie should keep giving cheating tips because if a man follows these, they are undoubtedly getting caught.

Featured image credit: Bonnie Blue/Lottie Moss

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