A bunch of tweets which show why the North is just better than the South
‘The North ends and South begins when the bus drivers stop waving at each other’
They are, really. Things are just better up North. Sure, the South has warmer weather and shit like Stonehenge and bits of London that aren’t bad to look at, but other than that it’s just not a patch.
Seriously, pints cost a fiver and you’ll be frowned upon for putting cheese on your chips, let alone gravy. Don’t believe us? Here’s some tweets which sum up just why the North beats the South hands down every time.
Forgot to say thanks to the bus driver when getting off this morning and now I'm overcome with guilt #NorthernProblems
— Jimmy (@James_Kilcoyne) March 26, 2016
Only one topic of discussion when Hull folk meet in a capital hotel.
"The price of a pint in London compared to their local" #owmuch?— Rob Palmer (@robbopalmer) August 28, 2016
https://twitter.com/NorthernerLogic/status/816371302428737536
How to know where the south ends and the north begins:
When people's heads are on their necks and not 5 feet up their own arse.
— Northern Humour (@northbuzz) January 11, 2017
Heard a girl go past with a thick northern accent, she tells her mate "so I said this … I mean, I put my lady voice on" #NorthernProblems
— SJ (@S_A_Jcqs) October 6, 2016
*Dunks biscuit in brew* 'we don't do that down south' Oh the shame Mary puts on us northerners lol #NorthernProblems pic.twitter.com/OaJtadTgH5
— Thea Bunting (@TheaBunting) August 24, 2016
When you just don't have enough eyebrows for the bar that you're in #northernproblems
— Kate Lewis (@KatEleanorx) December 18, 2016
This sign was spotted in Yorkshire at the #StandUpToTrump protest…gotta love Northern subtlety! pic.twitter.com/jogH5IVORu
— Northern Humour (@northbuzz) January 30, 2017
I've had 3 glasses of wine at the table whilst everyone else has had 1 #GeordieProblems #MintDrinker
— James (@JamesTLovell) December 14, 2014
https://twitter.com/BishopofBishop/status/756083312037392384
https://twitter.com/cerys_mb/status/813054370413740032
https://twitter.com/TonyEFCWright/status/831155066010746881
https://twitter.com/EmilyJadeMc/status/749746571634434048
https://twitter.com/harriepw/status/796738950136233989
https://twitter.com/NorthernerLogic/status/797460617489739777
Having to pull over on the way to work to escort a sheep back to it's field.. #LancashireProblems
— Jadey (@jade_alycia) May 10, 2014
https://twitter.com/ssuccubitch/status/749024419046129664
https://twitter.com/Nathangarbutt/status/822355493947658240
https://twitter.com/hannapenasse/status/791479001692905473
Being physically incapable of leaving a room without slapping your thighs and saying "right"
— Northern Humour (@northbuzz) January 30, 2017
https://twitter.com/Rachael_Field/status/741730138178637824
Told a woman my name and she typed Servy into her database #yorkshireproblems
— Sophie Williams (@DrSophWilliams) October 24, 2016
Southerners: "Say that again it sounds so funny in your accent"
Northerners:https://t.co/tt76KhDA8g
— Northern Humour (@northbuzz) February 20, 2017
https://twitter.com/emilywoodcock95/status/721728738224906240
https://twitter.com/NyomiLouise94/status/695948665635086337
Cowd artside what's tha want?
— Tony Yorkshire (@Tony__Yorkshire) February 10, 2017
https://twitter.com/tommymuldoon1/status/714073941820772352
Me: "I really need to start saving money"
*walks past a chippy*
Me: pic.twitter.com/Cy32AivuVV
— Northern Humour (@northbuzz) January 15, 2017
Burnt my lip on gravy #northernproblems
— Jo (@_IndianaJo) March 16, 2016
I've just burned my arm on a pasty. #NorthernProblems
— Ryan (@ryclegg) March 22, 2016
I wish my flat retained heat as effectively as the inside of a Greggs' Steak Bake. #NorthernProblems #BurntMouth
— Sam Thomson (@samthomson_) January 31, 2016
https://twitter.com/tomkentofficial/status/705726359096705025
https://twitter.com/SorrelVanders/status/781507032633532416?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
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