And start fucking you again
Now her parents are getting a divorce
Kelly Schmahl pleaded guilty to theft by deception
And half of all incidents are reported on the weekend
Because who actually goes for the game?
Pay attention next time you climb the stairs
Violations included ‘hazing’ and ‘creating a condition that endangers’
Should it go on your resume?
Future-you will be grateful
Ready for Halloween, 1984?
‘I am disappointed and shocked that such blatant transphobia occurred in a lecture on our campus which claims to so highly value diversity and inclusivity’
I, too, am an intellectual
Whatever happened to leaving a sock on the door?
This quiz is completely accurate
People are coming up to him on campus and asking him to say ‘ciao’
‘Nick Saban looks like a selfish lover, but I’d let it slide because he’s clearly got a huge dick’
‘It’s big/lil season and UPD just got their matches’