Caroline Phinney
Caroline Phinney
Associate Editor

Caroline claims to not believe in astrology, but secretly consults her horoscope every time she wants a haircut like a typical Cancer. When she's not babe's go-to for news write-ups and Twitter takedowns or getting kicked off Tinder, she's busy drinking blue Gatorade (only the blue kind) and making other people take fake candids of her on rooftops.

Your horoscopes are here, and this is what today’s ‘twilight zone effect’ means for your sign

There’s a plot twist coming…

Here’s what today’s mystic Flower Moon means for your sign

It’s powerful for love and loss

Your weekly horoscopes are here, and it’s time to kick certain people to the curb

You know who I’m talking about

Your weekly horoscopes are here, and it’s time to finish what you started 👊

In this house, we love closure!

Venus is in Gemini, and here’s what that means for your love life 💕

Gonna get flighty and fun

Your weekly horoscopes are here, and success is on the horizon

Need a confidence boost?

Saturn retrograde is the Mercury retrograde of your nightmares — here’s what that means for your sign

Karma is a bitch

Your weekly horoscopes are here, and they’re all about badass independence

Just ask the new moon in Aries

The heartbreaking truth about Mercury Retrograde is that it’s as close to closure as we’ll ever get

And that’s why we need it

Kylie is apparently helping Tyga AND Rob take Blac Chyna’s kids away from her

I’m kind of into mom drama now

Kylie Jenner ACTUALLY took a paternity test to see if Tyga is Stormi’s real father

Kris is gonna have a heart attack

This girl was fat-shamed at a bakery, so she got revenge by buying every! last! cupcake!

Taylor Swift is shaking

Selena says she never wanted The Weeknd’s musty, old, infected kidney anyway!!!!

Dried out crusty boy

Your weekly horoscopes are here, and you’re going to like what you see

April goals > March goals

Bella Hadid is completely unfazed by The Weeknd’s new song about her, which is actually really shocking

And kind of embarrassing for him

People are sharing all of the reasons celebs have blocked them on Twitter, and I actually just pissed myself from laughing

I told Selena Gomez ‘Got a new Kidney and don’t know how to act?’