Caroline Phinney
Caroline Phinney
Staff writer

Caroline claims to not believe in astrology, but secretly consults her horoscope every time she wants a haircut like a typical Cancer. When she's not babe's go-to for news write-ups and Twitter takedowns or getting kicked off Tinder, she's busy drinking blue Gatorade (only the blue kind) and making other people take fake candids of her on rooftops.

A fake Kylie Lip Kit disfigured this girl’s face and nearly killer her

‘I lost all feeling’

Taylor Swift is gay, and I have evidence for days

Where shall I begin?

Here’s how to secretly download anyone’s Instagram story before it disappears

‘Can you save and send me that?’

Drake Bell gets fully naked and then goes down on a girl for way too long in this very creepy video

I’m so glad I wasn’t a child star

Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott have broken up

This explains the sexy selfies

Kanye’s Valentine gift for Kim featured a bunch of couples who are divorced, dead, or abusive

I love love, don’t you?

You know that stomach-drop feeling right before you post something on Instagram? Yeah, that’s a real thing

‘Fuck’

Did we all forget that Kylie is terrified of butterflies??

‘Cut the wings off’

This is your zodiac soulmate, according to your own sign

Cancer and Virgo 4evr

Yolanda Hadid talking about Gigi and Zayn getting married is so cute!!!

My mom would be happy with a date

The new Snap update has guys sending dick pics to the wrong people

Nobody is safe

This girl’s dad made her chop off her hair after getting highlights for her birthday

I’M SO ANGRY

Cardi B is receiving death threats over an Instagram she posted and then deleted

‘Why you go and do this f**k s**t?’

What the fuck is wrong with Kendall? Have you SEEN what she named her horse!?

This bitch is evil

KYLIE JUST NAMED HER BABY GIRL!

At least it’s not ‘Butterfly’

Step aside Logan Paul, Kian Lawley is the new racist piece of shit vlogger

‘What’s up fucking n******?’

Watch this video of Trump leaving Melania to talk to a bunch of cheerleaders

The DISRESPECT

HOLD UP. Are Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott engaged?!

Why am I so jealous?

Your weekly horoscopes are here, and they’re brutally honest

Don’t shoot the messenger

This girl got in a fight with her boyfriend and jumped out of a car going 60 MPH

I wish I were that committed to anything