Caroline Phinney
Caroline Phinney
Associate Editor

Caroline claims to not believe in astrology, but secretly consults her horoscope every time she wants a haircut like a typical Cancer. When she's not babe's go-to for news write-ups and Twitter takedowns or getting kicked off Tinder, she's busy drinking blue Gatorade (only the blue kind) and making other people take fake candids of her on rooftops.

Your weekly horoscope includes an unexpected, major change thanks to Mars in retrograde

Here’s what your sign needs to know

Good morning! G-Eazy dumped Halsey for Demi Lovato!

I can’t tell if this is an upgrade or a downgrade

Kylie is apparently helping Tyga AND Rob take Blac Chyna’s kids away from her

I’m kind of into mom drama now

Bella Hadid got into a big Instagram fight over the plastic surgery she’s ~DEFINITELY~ never had

‘Jealousy is a cry for help’

Bella Hadid is completely unfazed by The Weeknd’s new song about her, which is actually really shocking

And kind of embarrassing for him

People are sharing all of the reasons celebs have blocked them on Twitter, and I actually just pissed myself from laughing

I told Selena Gomez ‘Got a new Kidney and don’t know how to act?’

What Gigi just did to Zayn proves the Hadid girls have literally NO self-respect

I can’t even watch anymore

Stormi is getting a sibling, and we really hope it’s a baby boy!

This baby gonna be Time’s Person of the Year

People think Bella Hadid is the reason Kristen Stewart and Stella Maxwell are splitting up

Would be the hottest love triangle, tbf

Mariah Carey shoving her tiny son out of the way to get a good birthday Instagram is me as a mom

NOT RIGHT NOW, Moroccan

Here’s how to make sure you don’t see your musty old Tinder exes on LinkedIn

Stay in your OWN app!

People actually think teenage gymnasts are sexually assaulted because they wear leotards

They’re assaulted because Larry Nassar is a pedophile, you morons

We know who really bit Beyoncé’s face >:)

And we’re telling!!

Kim just completely ripped off Kylie’s eyeshadow palette and is trying to pass it off as her own

She just moved the colors around!!!!

Chrissy Teigen just put the final nail in Snapchat’s coffin, losing them $100 million with a single tweet

This is almost as bad as Kylie

Ed Westwick just deleted all of his social media posts denying rape allegations

‘I certainly have never committed rape’

From ponytails to chicken nuggets, this is Bella Hadid’s guide to looking perfect for every party

‘We’re only eating tiny foods’

People are blaming Perrie Edwards for Zayn Malik’s split with Gigi Hadid

‘Low-key think they will get back together’