Caroline Phinney
Caroline Phinney
Staff writer

Caroline claims to not believe in astrology, but secretly consults her horoscope every time she wants a haircut like a typical Cancer. When she’s not babe’s go-to for news write-ups and Twitter takedowns or getting kicked off Tinder, she’s busy drinking blue Gatorade (only the blue kind) and making other people take fake candids of her on rooftops.