These are the only awards you actually care about
This week soggy cardboard has taken over campus, we have all learned the words to Beth Cash’s election video and someone said something about starving Ethiopians during her election acceptance speech.
Despite these departures from the norm, like creatures of habit, we have returned to our favourite watering holes across town. Here are a selection of the good, the bad and the really really weird.
Hotties of the week
*round of applause*
For the sake of gender equality
Heroes of the week
Can I trade my Willian for your Routledge?
Creep of the week
This guy will be on Watchdog by the end of the week…
Most intense facial expression
I feel he is looking into my soul
Donald Trump lookalike of the week
Is that hair real?
Secret lovers of the week
A modern-day Romeo and Juliet
Best use of ‘wet-look’ hair gel
He loves his Brylcreem
Ready for Valentine’s
Most impressed with her recently shaven armpits
‘Hmm, they’re so silky’
Least thought out campaign slogan
What does Beevor give Adam?
Shadow puppetry of the week
‘I can make a really good dog’
Cultural appropriation of the week
Its Bollywood D all over again
Painfully smug person of the week
You have poured a whole drink on yourself. You have absolutely no reason to be smug
Lone wolf of the week
His spirit animal is definitely a coyote
Least able to cope with gravity
When the trebles finally hit