Warwick History department are now offering students ‘ket contacts’

An email from the Warwick History department sent on Friday, was supposed to offer students "sources of advice and information", but it seems they may have got this muddled up with sources of Class C drugs.

First on the list for the history department's student support were the department's "ket contacts". So now we all know that if ever we're in need of a trip to the K-hole, the history department has our back.

Isn't it time every department got their own drug contacts?

They've obviously been searching for ways to de-stress their students – as we all know that having five contact hours a week is way too much to handle.

Who knows, maybe the Psychology department will set up links with LSD and the Languages department will drop some weed lines? We hold out high hopes…