Sheffield Clubbers of the Week – Inspirational Bank Holiday Edition
Be prepared to be inspired Sheffield
Oliver JonesOh boy here we go again. It's Tuesday, it's Clubbers of the Week, it's the highlight of my week. But don't fear Sheffield, my ever growing monopoly of power over this article, my naturally abrasive nature, and my willingness to sell my soul for a pint and six chicken nuggets will carry us through.
We may be the Clubbers of the Week equivalent of Panama, but we have the hearts of the Bravest English Boy, Jordan Pickford. Sheffield, I won't let you down.
The Creepiest Photobomb of the Week
Is this the best proof of ghosts since Derek Acorah pretended he could talk to the dead in Most Haunted?
Best Background Appearance of the Week
That look screams awkwardly cut out of the photo to a level that hurts my soul.
DJ Incorrectly Using Headphones of the Week
Yes, I recycle jokes and yes it wasn't funny the first time; this is the Tab, it's what we do. Please direct all hate to the comments below.
Happiest Clubber of the Week
It even made an impression on my cold, black heart, it's so WHOLESOME.
Most Average Celebrations of the Week
Dele Alli did not have his dick leaked on Twitter for this disrespect.
Italian Mafia Member of the Week
It's the hat, it's just so Peaky Blinders Season 4.
Coolest Group of the Week
When Mike Posner said "you got designer shades just to hide your face" this must be what he meant. You are, as he hypothesised, cooler than me. Congrats.
Most Excited or Terrified Person of the Week
This is best left ambiguous, as I'm unsure if he has just seen the ghostly apparition from image one, or he's just seen Mourinho's press conference and had £20 quid on him been gone by Christmas.
Most Lit Man of the Week
I do not want to know what Dirty Deeds go on at "Dirty Deeds". Sounds and is starting to look more like a swingers bar.
The Biggest Disgrace to the North East of the Week
Adam, you've let me down, you've let Alan Shearer down, but worst of all, you've let fucking Ant and Dec down. Now fuck off.
Applications for The Sheffield Tab’s editorial team are now OPEN!
Amy VarleyWe’re recruiting an Editor in Chief, News Editor, Features Editor, and Social Media Editor
Forget Tinder, this note of a guy trying to pull on a Sheffield bench has everyone weeping
Emily SmithNew pulling technique? Sorted
Hallam students organise fundraising events to raise money for Sheffield charities
They aim to raise another £20,000 for Sheffield charities as part of a final year module
University of Sheffield and Sheffield Hallam University to merge from September 2024
Phoebe KowhaiThe two universities will now become one known as ‘Sheffield Universities’
Sheffield student stuck in Gaza starts GoFundMe
Max BoothSaid Zaaneen and his family have been trying to leave Gaza for the last several months.
University of Sheffield is the best university in the UK, according to students
It placed at top of the Russell Group in a survey that gathered feedback from more than 335,000 students
Sheffield Hallam offers academic staff voluntary severance scheme amid financial struggles
Any of the 1,700 staff who chose to accept will have to leave by 29th February 2024 at the latest
University of Sheffield celebrate opening of The Wave with cake from GBBO winner academic
The university academic Dr Rahul Mandal won the show in 2018
University of Sheffield students crash new building opening in support of Palestine
The group was protesting the university’s arms trade links
University of Sheffield’s Palestine society holds protest in Sheffield city centre
The protest was jointly organised by the University of Sheffield’s Palestine society and Sheffield Palestine solidarity campaign
Sheffield students resume campus occupations to protest university’s arms industry links
Will BaileyIt’s the first occupation of the academic year
Sheffield Hallam University calls off UCU strikes for the first week back
The move was announced in an email to students
Interested in joining us? Come and write for The Sheffield Tab!
We’re having two open meetings on the 25th and 28th of September
University of Sheffield moves up rankings to 18th in UK, according to new league table
The university also ranked in the top five for eight subjects
Five days of strikes to hit both Sheffield universities for the start of term
The new dates fall at the end of September
Future Hallam student was left ‘in limbo’ after being told his grades were lost
The chaos could have impacted his place on Hallam’s photography course
University of Sheffield is the best uni in the country, according to students
Sheffield Hallam didn’t fare as well
Self Esteem headlines cast of Sheffield stars receiving honorary degrees from the uni
‘It’s completely pointless to think you’re anything other than the absolute tits’
University of Sheffield staff warn students could be affected as external examiners drafted in
14 members of staff from the University of Sheffield’s urban studies and planning department signed a letter
Inside Sara and Lauren’s adorable friendship after meeting on MAFS Australia 2024
Ellie RingBest thing to come out of MAFS tbh
Selling Sunset’s Bre sued for over $12million by previous employees over ‘vulgar behaviour’
Hayley SoenIn the lawsuit she’s been accused of homophobia and threatening violence
From sparkly bows to black spikes: Inside JoJo Siwa’s generation defining life
Mia BladonShe did indeed come back like a Boomerang
From architects to models: All the new partners of the MAFS Australia 2024 cast members
They look so much happier!
Explaining the completely bizarre and violent ending of Love Lies Bleeding
Harrison BrocklehurstI support lesbian rights AND lesbian wrongs!
The MAFS Australia 2024 cast members who are still beefing, even now the show is over
They really won’t ever rest
Lawyer reveals the Baby Reindeer scenes Netflix should have cut to keep Martha anonymous
‘What Richard Gadd has done is very high risk’
Ellie reveals shocking axed insults that made her swear at Sara at MAFS Australia reunion
I can see why she lost her cool
Tears and walk outs: All the dramatic scenes cut from the MAFS Australia 2024 reunion
We were robbed of SO much chaos
Six months after the MAFS Australia 2024 reunion, have Jack and Tori said ‘I love you’ yet?
The all important question
Inside the controversial Serena Williams tennis match that inspired the film Challengers
‘What if you really needed to talk about something? And what if it was something going on beyond tennis?’
Omg, Tim wishes he had quit MAFS Australia 2024 and ‘regrets’ not walking off the show
And thought the show was ‘messed up’
MAFS Australia’s Jack and Tori have ranted about their co-stars on their secret Instagram
‘We honestly couldn’t give a f*ck’
There was massive cast drama surrounding the pronunciation of Sara’s name on MAFS Australia
Tim revealed how it ‘blew out of proportion’
Meet the full glam cast of Buying London, Netflix’s new UK Selling Sunset style show
It’s coming later this month!
‘It’s wrecked my week’: Real life Martha ‘targeted by cult’ following Baby Reindeer on Netflix
‘They are determined to stalk me the same way I am stalking them’
Tori’s bestie from the MAFS Australia wedding now thinks her and Jack are ‘so compatible’
Changed her tune since she was a bridesmaid I see
Tori declares ‘good riddance’ to rest of MAFS Australia 2024 cast in savage Instagram post
Looks like she won’t be seeing any of them again in a hurry
Um, Jayden made Lauren cry and she stormed out the MAFS Australia 2024 reunion?!
Production had to step in and have a word with Jayden, but all of this was cut from the show
You have 20/20 vision if you can find the cat in this optical illusion in five seconds
Anyone else now craving ice cream?
Memes, streams, popstar of dreams: How Sabrina Carpenter’s Espresso took over the world
Me 80 times a day: ‘I’m working late, ’cause I’m a singer’