
Clubbers of the week: Freshers’ edition
The freshest of them all
Here is our pick of last weeks freshest freshers loving their first week of partying in Manc. Some are managing to blend in better than others.
Most subtle pose of the week
Slip of the week
Lad of the week
down it fresher
Fist pump of the week
Best meta selfie of the week
Lass of the week
Enthusiam of the week
Go for it gal
Thumbs of the week
Bassface of the week
Celeb of the week
Azeem doing his thing
Mysterious dude of the week
Some say that his ears aren’t where you expect them to be and he only removes his hood to adjust his top knot
Gang sign of the week
Don’t @ me, when i’m at Koh Tao don’t @ me
Mental Trombonist of the week
Pangaea outfits of the week
Hope those outfits didn’t set you back too much lads

Roomie Roulette: A handbook for spotting the tell-tale signs of living with a nightmare
Everyone’s been guilty of number seven before

Former Manchester student to face up to six months in prison after Just Stop Oil protest
Phoebe Plummer has been remanded to prison until May 16th 2024

Manchester student paid £3.2k for taking part in 10 day clinical trial during reading week
Freya is unable to exercise or leave her room throughout the whole 10 days

Call for ‘creepy’ TikTok account filming women on Manchester nights out to be banned
A woman featured in multiple videos has claimed the account is helping create a ‘community of misogynistic men’

Your one-stop shop for placement applications – from a Manc girly who just went through it
I am an ADHD mess of a Manchester student currently in my first month of placement

Manchester music student found dead in bathroom of halls of residence
20-year-old Cian Chantrill is described as being ‘friends with everyone’

Manchester students crash UoM Senate meeting during protest for Palestine
Students entered the meeting with banners chanting ‘your profits are covered in Palestinian blood’

Man arrested for wearing ‘offensive’ Manchester Arena bomber costume for Halloween
He has since been released on conditional police bail

We failed the Didsbury Dozen, so that you can complete it
Top tip – remember that half of it is in a different part of Didsbury

11 unavoidable conversations in your Manchester house group-chat
I have definitely been the target of some of these messages before

Manchester University’s Alan Gilbert building painted orange by Just Stop Oil protesters
The protester was arrested shortly afterwards by Greater Manchester Police

Planning application submitted for redevelopment of Fallowfield campus
The plans include redevelopment of Owens Park, Woolton Hall and Oak House

Seven alternative nights out for Manchester freshers that don’t involve booze
Save your bank account and wake up fresh as a daisy

Warnings issued in Manchester after circulation of super strength MDMA pills
Drug harm reduction resource MANDRAKE has tested pills with extremely high doses of MDMA

ALIVE: Manchester’s student-run festival is back with a bang this month
Come and check out over 30 student artists for the price of a pint

University of Manchester announces Nightline closure
The service provided confidential overnight support for students

Ekin-Su has been earning over £11k a WEEK since winning Love Island in 2022
She and Davide are now multimillionaires

The real reason Jamie Lynn Spears quit I’m A Celeb revealed after ‘days of crisis talks’
The show’s bosses branded her a ‘flight risk’ days into her jungle stint

Who the MAFS UK 2023 cast are supporting in the Luke vs Jordan boxing match
It’s not looking good for Jordan

Casting and chaos: All we know about The Bear season three’s release date
I have never been more ready for anything

Meet the wholesome and supportive partners of the I’m A Celebrity 2023 campmates
If I don’t have love like Tony Bellew and his wife then I don’t want it

What exactly are the new Spotify Wrapped 2023 listening characters, and what do they mean?
Are you more of a vampire or a cyclops?

Spotify Wrapped is finally here so stick your 2023 playlist on and enjoy these 24 memes
Cannot WAIT to judge absolutely everyone’s music taste

Here are all the TikTok stars who made it onto the Forbes 30 Under 30 list
Kombucha girl aka Brittany Broski is on there!

I was a player on Squid Game: The Challenge! Here’s what the experience was actually like
‘We didn’t see sunlight or fresh air for seven days’

The ultimate I’m A Celeb 2023 rich list: Who will have most money in the bank after jungle pay
Nigel Farage didn’t have the highest net worth before the show, but now he’s eclipsed a lot of people

Praise be, Erica gave Jordan from MAFS UK a haircut and he looks so different
This is truly a day for the history books

It’s finally here! Here’s how to get access to your Spotify Wrapped 2023
It’s like Christmas but for all the annoying people like me x

Here’s what the new Me in 23 and Sound Town features on Spotify Wrapped actually mean
If I get a lame Sound Town, do not speak to me

Spotify Wrapped results are in! The UK’s most streamed artists, songs and albums for 2023
To the surprise of literally no one, we love Taylor Swift

All the contraband items players were banned from bringing into Squid Game: The Challenge
Players resorted to using condoms as makeshift lip balm

13 behind the secrets of how Squid Game: The Challenge creators made it so dramatic
Each episode cost over $1million to make

Sam Thompson says he’s planning on ‘quitting television’ after I’m A Celebrity appearance
‘It would be a really nice way to go out’