Bachelor of the month: Jason Avbulimen

Many of you have probably spotted this hunk of a man around campus and thought, break me off a piece of that. But for those who haven’t been lucky enough to catch a glimpse of him, here’s everything you need to know about Jason, the man behind the legend.

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Although Jason comes from humble beginnings in London, with the help of his loving family and adoring fans he’s reached superstar status in his personal and professional life.

Since he’s started at Manchester uni, it has become clear that London’s loss is Manchester’s gain. In other words he’s started from the bottom, now he’s here.

A second year fan told us: “This one time I saw Jason wearing jeans and Nikes, so I bought jeans and Nikes” – he is an inspiration to us all.

Vital stats

• Name: Jason Avbulimen
• Age: 19
• Occupation: Bio-materials Science & Tissue Engineering student
• Body Type: Chiselled Adonis
• Hobbies: Gym, Football, Rugby League and helping out with Bible studies at church
• Best Chat up lines: “I’m not actually this tall, I’m sitting on my wallet” and “I’m writing a book. It’s a phone book and it’s missing your number.”

Given Jason’s status we expected him to be intimidating and a bit of a diva in comparison to our simple selves. However this couldn’t be further from the truth and when we met him we saw that he is the full package.

Naturally Jason gets a lot of attention and although he’s a charmer, the quest for love has sometimes been a rocky ride. As he told us at the tender age of 14, a potential girlfriend insisted on a date to McDonald’s. Being the gent that he is, Jason accepted “I had the 20 chicken nugget meal, she feasted on large big mac meal , as you can tell this was her idea not mine, I just went along with the flow. Looking back I regret it, but we still jammed afterwards.”

But don’t worry ladies, this experience hasn’t suppressed his appetite for love.

On our quest to get to know Jason’s tastes better, we asked him his celebrity crushes, these included Kim Kardashian, Megan Fox and Kelly Brook. But fear not, you don’t have to have a sex tape out for Jason to see the potential in you. When describing his perfect woman, Jason uttered words of pure poetry: “Eyes that light up the sun and a glowing radiant smile, haha no I’m just kidding a nice ‘back off'” Deep.

You don’t have to worry about bringing Jason home to meet the parents, he ticks all the boxes. Managing to balance uni life with being a store model at Hollister, he’s the perfect man.

Although he likes to work hard, he also plays hard too. Along with his dedicated entourage, Jason can often be found gracing a whole host of Manchester’s clubs. When asking Jason where the best clubs to pull where,to inform our less genetically blessed readers. He simply responded with,”I am Jason Avbulimen, where isn’t a good place to pull?!”

Peace out, bitchez

Wondering where you can find a bit more of Jason?

“Holla at me on Snapchat: jasonavbulimen or follow me on Instagram: jasonavb.”