Return of the Kebab King
Paz finally reopens takeaway after four day closure
You’ll be able to finish off your night in style again tonight, as Paz reopens his legendary takeaway.
Fallowfield’s favourite foodie will be flaring up the fryers again tonight after taking a break to spruce up the joint.
Paz told The Tab: “[We’ve] had new equipment installed in the kitchen – open as normal now.
“Students have been asking about us when we were closed, some of them were quite upset.
“We thought we’d take advantage while Dominos were giving away the free pizzas”.
But Paz will soon be spicing up his menu as well, with a couple of new bites for late night revelers to stick their teeth into.
“We’ve got Peri peri chicken, popcorn chicken and chicken strips coming, so we had to improve the grill”, the King said.
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