
Only a true London student can get full marks on this university geography quiz
Full bragging rights if you get the last two
It’s, unfortunately, November now. We’ve all gone through enough of those 40-minute-long journeys to uni every morning that even freshers think they have the London underground map etched into their brains.
But while you can probably get to your classes (and your favourite clubs) sleepwalking, do you really know your way around this confusing cluster of over 30 unis and countless specialist schools?
Take this quiz, and we’ll see whether you deserve to boast about being a London student.
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