Take this quiz and we’ll tell you which London uni you should have gone to
Shout out to the brave souls who didn’t apply just so they can’t be a reject
Suzanna ChenEvery London student who doesn’t study at one of the big names has been haunted by the cursed question: “Where do you go to uni?”
You’d usually answer with a cheeky “London.” You hope people would assume your art is shown at UAL’s grad show instead of Goldsmiths’, your CV says anything but Bayes, your uni is ranked eighth overall in the world instead of second in nursing, and you actually study on the London side of the M25.
It’s time to expose that your inner UCL/Imperial/LSE wannabe. Take this quiz, and we’ll tell you which London uni you should have gone to.
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