
Clubbers of the Week
You all got pissed at the Christmas Market and somehow ended up in the club didn’t you?
Stunners of the Week
Runners Up

shoutout to the guy playing rock, paper, scissors by himself

So much joy
Creeper of the Week
Runners Up

Not sure which one is creepier
Wankers of the Week

The dab is the worst thing about 2016
Runners Up

please stop

honestly, stop now

where is the love?
Third Wheel of the Week
Runners Up

When the couple have to look after their drunk single friend
Mutant of the Week

What had she said to deserve that look?
Runners Up

“Say cheese!”
Heroine of the Week
Hero of the Week
Album Cover of the Week
Runners Up
Unhappy Clubber of the Week

“I hope that no one takes my drinks”
Runners Up

Why so serious?
WTFs of the Week

Fire King

so much going on here

‘Look how little it was”
Best of the Rest

call me maybe?

showing off the lovebite
Photo credits
Flare, Love, Tabu : Neil Stewart Photography
Hector’s House, Mansion, Temple: Ben Glasgow: BGM Scotland
Milk, The Sugar Club, Fly Club, Circus: David Wilkinson/Empirical
Broke: Elliot Gilmour Creative
Thirsty, Kono: Anna Velikova
Creme Soda: Matthew Thomas Photography

The University of Edinburgh has been ranked 61st out of 80 universities in mental health league table
It scores as ‘very poor’ on three of the five indicators

‘It’s about so much more than only abortion’: American students on the impact of Roe v Wade
‘I will not be a resident of a country where a gun has more rights than I do’

Protesters gather at US Consulate in Edinburgh over abortion ruling
Campaigners warn the American decision will embolden pro-life activists in the UK

15 of the wildest hookup stories from Edi students
I’m not one to kink shame but some of you need help

The University of Edinburgh has launched a scholarship for students affected by the Russian-Ukrainian conflict
It will offer financial and welfare support to any doctoral student in war-torn regions

Edi students told us about the weirdest things they’ve seen at uni
‘My flatmate asking me for moisturiser because he singed his crack hairs’

I tried to eat and drink my way into making a profit from a first class train ticket
Getting tipsy on a London to Edi train in the name of economics…

Edinburgh LGBTQ+ officer claims university hosted ‘highly transphobic’ seminar
The officer was ‘personally appalled’ the event was allowed to take place on campus

Four female LGBTQ+ students on their experiences of coming out whilst at Edi
‘A lot of guys just want to sexualise lesbians’

Edinburgh Uni invests millions in company that donates to anti-LGBT+ American Republicans
It comes as the university claims to ‘celebrate’ and ‘support’ its LGBT+ community

Scottish universities to face student support funding cuts following spending review
The cuts come as the cost of living for students increases

Edinburgh University ranked 15th in the QS World University Rankings
And was ranked fifth out of the UK universities

You can’t say you’re flat hunting in Edi unless you can relate to 18/20 things
The Hunger Games has nothing over the competition for flats right now

Edi students told us about the craziest displays of wealth they’ve seen at uni
Their money don’t jiggle jiggle, it folds, and was probably from a trust fund

I thought I had Covid at uni but it turned out to be meningitis
Meningitis vaccinations only last five years before expiring

Edinburgh BNOC of the Year 2022: The FINAL Round
This is the final round of voting before we crown a winner!

Fans have criticised Will Byers’ sexuality storyline and Noah Schnapp has responded
One person said Will’s sexuality was used as some sort of ‘plot device’

Here’s exactly which boys in the Love Island villa the Casa Amor girls have their eyes on
I’m already crying for Indiyah 💔💔

Quiz: Which power would you have if you were a Hargreaves sibling in The Umbrella Academy?
We can’t all have Lila’s power I’m afraid

Take a look inside the fun TikTok accounts of the Love Island 2022 cast
Some of them are too cringey for words

Stranger Things’ reluctancy to kill off characters is ruining the show more every season
15 powerless characters facing endless monsters and only one dies? Oh come ON

It was pretty chaotic so here’s the Stranger Things four volume two ending explained
I am seriously confused

Brb crying: Love Island preview pics show Dami and Andrew kissing Casa Amor girls tonight
I’m not gonna be the one who tells Indiyah

Former medical student jailed for five years for raping young woman
Daniel McFarlane said in a text message he had done ‘despicable things’

Here come the girls! Meet the bombshells looking to graft their way to the main villa
Apparently, Andrew used to like one of the girls’ photos on Instagram!

Ekin-Su released a Turkish pop banger in 2018 and she’s the greatest singer of all time
No peace until the queen of Love Island represents Turkey at Eurovision

Gentleminions TikTok trend: People are rocking up to the new Minions movie dressed in suits
Some cinemas are now banning those participating in the trend from seeing Minions: Rise of Gru

Siânnise Fudge reveals she was ‘suffering with anxiety and depression’ last year
‘I was insecure, lost all my confidence and I lacked love within myself’

Here’s a rundown of everyone who actually died in Stranger Things four volume two
I really didn’t expect some of these

Stranger Things has shared which season four finale moments were improvised by the cast
The Jopper kiss wasn’t scripted? Shaking, crying, throwing up

Omg, people think Andrew and one of the new Casa Amor girls already know each other
Here’s all the evidence we have 👀

University lecturers are voting on whether to strike over pay and pensions next term
‘Staff are struggling in the midst of devastating cost of living crisis’

‘Nobody should have to hide their love’: LGBTQ+ young people on why we still need Pride
‘Until every queer person can wake up without fear of being harassed for being who they are, we still need Pride’