Are you Edinburgh’s Maddest fresher?
Nominations are now open!
We all know one.
They’re out eight nights a week, are visibly nocturnal, have never attended a lecture in their lives, and they let on to every person they walk past.
They’re the kind that go missing twenty minutes into the night, but always rock up in the am with a story to tell.
But are they truly destined for BNOC status?
If you think you have what it takes, or one of your mates is a living fucking legend, send in their details with a short blurb and a photo of them (it doesn’t have to be a club photo, but it should be).
Email [email protected] with your entries.
Let’s face it, we all want a feed like Nayna Florence’s
If you’re not having a Shrek marathon with your cat, you’re doing it wrong
Paying to spend hours in a germ infested sweatbox all night? I think I’ll pass
In the words of Ned Stark, “winter is coming”
All I want for Christmas is you
The uni also won’t be providing any financial aid for quarantine costs
Issues such as staff pensions and pay affect students too
The only Christmas spirit here was the whiskey
Tip number one: Don’t study Law just because you watched Suits
The library being shut on Friday night meant there was no excuse (besides Storm Arwen) not to hit the club
Because we’ve all gone to the lib just to show off an outfit before
It is expected to reopen tomorrow morning and the rest of campus is open as normal
Love Actually season has officially started here in Edi
If Peter can write a whole book alongside his degree, there is no excuse for your procrastination anymore
I’d just move straight to Tollcross if I were you
Let’s be honest, you’ve probably been all of them at some point
It’s a wonder anyone has managed to go clubbing with all the deadlines coming up
The Anthropology lecturer is working on a temporary project at the Institute for Academic Development
Cheating on someone is usually just a coward’s excuse to get out of the relationship
Can’t say anyone’s shocked
Fried cheese connoisseurs rise up
Featuring Lil Nas X, Olivia Rodrigo and ABBA
Of course Christine has a neon ‘Netflix and chill’ sign
Is Christine still a queen or?
Justice for Emma Thompson!!!!!
I don’t think even Christine Quinn herself could get full marks in this one
Starting a petition to make Heelys cool again
Priti Patel says student drug use is ‘directly leading’ to an increase in violent crime and people dying
Shock! Students take the blame once again
Stop sleeping on these ho ho ho hits!
I can spot a Christine Quinn look from a mile away
Finally, I can get my boyfriend to take a decent picture of me
So, they’re all minted?
Alexa, define ‘living the dream’
How did we all just forget Livin’ on a Prayer (Prince Wills version)?
Everyone has Netflix, but not everyone can afford yet another streaming service
Right I’m switching jobs
Wish I knew this before tbh
The cast members are asked to talk about Christine a lot
Just feel like baking banana bread with Captain Tom rn x