Clubbers of the week: Freshers’ Week edition

Everyone looks so happy because they haven’t been broken yet


Stunner of the week

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Runners up

Can you look that good while laughing up a lung? Can you?

Creeper of the week

Runners up

Come on babe, tell me your life story…

They were trying to get a cute couple photo and all their mates chipped in… Bless

Third wheel of the week

 

Wankers of the week

Runners up

Am I Kylie Jenner yet?

Mutant of the week

Runner up

They live amongst us

Get a room of the week

It’s definitely working

Heroine of the week

Runners up

‘No, Gary, you can’t have them for free’.

May your future be as bright as the lights in the club


Hero of the week

 Runner up

Album covers of the week

Every damn week, every week someone stands on these steps and tries to look cute.

Runner up

WTFs of the week

This song reminds me of that time I found myself in Tanzaniah

I willingly wear these btw, I’m just that hip…

Unhappiest clubber of the week

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

‘Erm excuse me, this isn’t the song I requested’… ‘Beth just leave it’. ‘Shut up Gregor, this is unacceptable’.

Resting bitch face

Majestic beard of the week

Best of the rest

It’s just so shiny.. If I lick it, will it be mine?

My eyes are up here.

Get the tuuuuunes out

Yes you ruined my top but you’re also fit. Am I happy? Am I upset? I don’t know…

Flare, Love : Neil Stewart Photography
Hector’s House, Mansion, Temple: Ben Glasgow: BGM Scotland
Milk, The Sugar Club, Fly Club, Circus: David Wilkinson/Empirical
Broke: Elliot Gilmour Creative
Thirsty, Kono: Anna Velikova
Creme Soda: Matthew Thomas Photography