Clubbers of the week: Freshers’ Week edition
Everyone looks so happy because they haven’t been broken yet
Constanza CecchettiStunner of the week
Runners up
Can you look that good while laughing up a lung? Can you?
Creeper of the week
Runners up
Come on babe, tell me your life story…
They were trying to get a cute couple photo and all their mates chipped in… Bless
Third wheel of the week
Wankers of the week
Runners up
Am I Kylie Jenner yet?
Mutant of the week
Runner up
They live amongst us
Get a room of the week
It’s definitely working
Heroine of the week
Runners up
‘No, Gary, you can’t have them for free’.
May your future be as bright as the lights in the club
Hero of the week
Runner up
Album covers of the week
Every damn week, every week someone stands on these steps and tries to look cute.
Runner up
WTFs of the week
This song reminds me of that time I found myself in Tanzaniah
I willingly wear these btw, I’m just that hip…
Unhappiest clubber of the week
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
‘Erm excuse me, this isn’t the song I requested’… ‘Beth just leave it’. ‘Shut up Gregor, this is unacceptable’.
Resting bitch face
Majestic beard of the week
Best of the rest
It’s just so shiny.. If I lick it, will it be mine?
My eyes are up here.
Get the tuuuuunes out
Yes you ruined my top but you’re also fit. Am I happy? Am I upset? I don’t know…
Flare, Love : Neil Stewart Photography
Hector’s House, Mansion, Temple: Ben Glasgow: BGM Scotland
Milk, The Sugar Club, Fly Club, Circus: David Wilkinson/Empirical
Broke: Elliot Gilmour Creative
Thirsty, Kono: Anna Velikova
Creme Soda: Matthew Thomas Photography
The University of Edinburgh has been ranked 61st out of 80 universities in mental health league table
Ollie LewisIt scores as ‘very poor’ on three of the five indicators
Alannah Millar
‘It’s about so much more than only abortion’: American students on the impact of Roe v Wade
Ellie Ring‘I will not be a resident of a country where a gun has more rights than I do’
Protesters gather at US Consulate in Edinburgh over abortion ruling
Campaigners warn the American decision will embolden pro-life activists in the UK
15 of the wildest hookup stories from Edi students
I’m not one to kink shame but some of you need help
The University of Edinburgh has launched a scholarship for students affected by the Russian-Ukrainian conflict
Eleanor ThornberIt will offer financial and welfare support to any doctoral student in war-torn regions
Edi students told us about the weirdest things they’ve seen at uni
‘My flatmate asking me for moisturiser because he singed his crack hairs’
I tried to eat and drink my way into making a profit from a first class train ticket
Sophie ButcherGetting tipsy on a London to Edi train in the name of economics…
Edinburgh LGBTQ+ officer claims university hosted ‘highly transphobic’ seminar
The officer was ‘personally appalled’ the event was allowed to take place on campus
Four female LGBTQ+ students on their experiences of coming out whilst at Edi
‘A lot of guys just want to sexualise lesbians’
Edinburgh Uni invests millions in company that donates to anti-LGBT+ American Republicans
It comes as the university claims to ‘celebrate’ and ‘support’ its LGBT+ community
Scottish universities to face student support funding cuts following spending review
The cuts come as the cost of living for students increases
Edinburgh University ranked 15th in the QS World University Rankings
And was ranked fifth out of the UK universities
You can’t say you’re flat hunting in Edi unless you can relate to 18/20 things
The Hunger Games has nothing over the competition for flats right now
Edi students told us about the craziest displays of wealth they’ve seen at uni
Their money don’t jiggle jiggle, it folds, and was probably from a trust fund
Belinda Collington
Louisa McDaniel
I thought I had Covid at uni but it turned out to be meningitis
Alice JenkinsMeningitis vaccinations only last five years before expiring
Edinburgh BNOC of the Year 2022: The FINAL Round
This is the final round of voting before we crown a winner!
‘Nobody should have to hide their love’: LGBTQ+ young people on why we still need Pride
Izzy Schifano‘Until every queer person can wake up without fear of being harassed for being who they are, we still need Pride’
This is how much the cast of Stranger Things earns for each episode and wow it’s a lot
Georgia MooneyAny jobs going in the Upside Down?
Desperate to stay at uni? Take this quiz and we’ll tell you which panic Master’s to do
Pieter SnepvangersIt’s more accurate than whatever your year 13 careers advisor told you
Two uni students glue themselves to Van Gogh painting in protest against fuel companies
Danny Shaw‘I’m not willing to be marched to my death by the fossil fuel companies and their government puppets,’ says Bournemouth student Louis
It’s back boo! The GIRLS will be heading to Casa Amor for the first time in three years
Katelyn MensahI want everyone’s head to turn, sue me!
PSA: Katie Price once ran for parliament and her manifesto was iconic
Ben McGowan‘Tax cuts for anyone who has an affair with a foreign footballer’
As an English lit student, I’m sick of my degree being labelled ‘low value’
Christopher TangWe’re constantly degraded for our so-called lack of job opportunities when compared to STEM courses
‘It was five out of 10’: Afia spills on why she didn’t rate her Love Island experience
She said she’d snog Liam, marry Dami and pie Andrew lool
These are the universities where graduates are earning the least after five years
Phoebe KowhaiIt’s not looking good for Leeds Beckett grads
From Jaya Harper to Iris Apatow: All the TikTok stars you didn’t realise were nepotism babies
I’ll admit it, I’m a little bit jealous
Here are the university cities where the cost of living crisis is hitting students the hardest
No prizes for guessing London comes out on top
All Stars 7 power ranking: Which Drag Race winner should make the top four and win the crown?
Harrison BrocklehurstIf Raja isn’t top four I will be inconsolable
An ode to Davide and Ekin-Su: The best couple to grace the Love Island villa
Emily SmithCan they adopt me please??
Here’s how to do the childhood trauma test that’s blowing up on TikTok right now
This is *scarily* accurate
‘It was just fun – until it wasn’t’: Ezra Miller’s alleged victims have spoken out
Hannah Van De PeerHere’s everything we know
Laura Whitmore ‘earns £600k’ – and she’s only been on Love Island for 14 minutes this year
That means she’s earnt almost £750 per SECOND 😮😮
NUS demands the government gives students a ‘summer payment’ to combat hardship
‘While everyone else in society can claim benefits, many students can’t’
Sharon Gaffka says Hugo Hammond joked about her being spiked and called her ‘basic b*tch’
Hugo Hammond has denied these claims
Netflix has apparently crashed as people go on to stream new episodes of Stranger Things
Let us in so we can see who dies!
Loved The Umbrella Academy? Here are 11 other shows and films you can watch the cast in
Honestly, I’ll watch anything with Robert Sheehan in
‘I don’t take sh*t’: Anthony Joshua is not sorry for threatening to crack students’ jaws
The heavyweight boxer also claimed to buy Loughborough students 100 pizzas every weekend