The best and worst of Edinburgh’s Tinder pick-up lines

Because some boys are awful


Tinder has become a way of life for many of us. Whether you’re swiping to find your library crush, to keep check on your significant other, or to get as many matches as possible, it’s a daily ritual.

To most of us it’s a guilty, socially-acceptable, pleasure – immediate gratification in the knowledge that an absolute random finds your face attractive enough to swipe for. This, ladies and gents, is what the world has come to.

According to Tinder, it’s purpose is “to meet interesting people close by”, “like real life, but better.” Lets just hope some of these guys don’t use lines like this on people they meet in real life.

Some are downright nasty

Stepbrothers fan

You should be jailed

As if anyone ever would reply to this

Absolutely ridiculous question. No girl in the world would choose oral sex over cheese.



Some are just a bit weird

How many fedoras do u own?

This is actually quite good


Some are surprisingly nice

Marry this guy

I think he’s The One

And some are just super keen


At least he’s consistent