
Clubbers of the Week
The WTFs of the week have never been better
Bye bye February, hello deadlines.
With just a few weeks of term left, things are heating up.
Especially all you beaut people.
Stunner of the Week
Runners Up
Creeper of the Week

we’ve all been there
Runners Up

where’s my hug?
Wankers of the Week

Not one of these boys pulled
Runner Up

wankers of the week ruining what could have been stunners of the week

maddest
Third Wheel of the Week
Runner Up
Mutant of the Week
Runners Up
Hero of the Week

the hero we all deserve
Heroine of the Week
Runners Up

killing it
Album Covers of the Week

blazin’ squad

candid

fuck 1D

smiles all round
WTFs of the Week

your da

when u see it
Unhappy Clubbers of the Week

buzzin
Best of the Rest

why not

cuties
Photo Credits
Flare, Love, Chambles: Neil Stewart Photography
Hector’s House, Mansion, Temple: Ben Glasgow: BGM Scotland
Milk, The Sugar Club, Fly Club, Circus: David Wilkinson/Empirical
Broke: Elliot Gilmour Creative
Thirsty, Kono: Anna Velikova
Creme Soda: Matthew Thomas Photography

‘It’s about so much more than only abortion’: American students on the impact of Roe v Wade
‘I will not be a resident of a country where a gun has more rights than I do’

Protesters gather at US Consulate in Edinburgh over abortion ruling
Campaigners warn the American decision will embolden pro-life activists in the UK

15 of the wildest hookup stories from Edi students
I’m not one to kink shame but some of you need help

The University of Edinburgh has launched a scholarship for students affected by the Russian-Ukrainian conflict
It will offer financial and welfare support to any doctoral student in war-torn regions

Edi students told us about the weirdest things they’ve seen at uni
‘My flatmate asking me for moisturiser because he singed his crack hairs’

I tried to eat and drink my way into making a profit from a first class train ticket
Getting tipsy on a London to Edi train in the name of economics…

Edinburgh LGBTQ+ officer claims university hosted ‘highly transphobic’ seminar
The officer was ‘personally appalled’ the event was allowed to take place on campus

Four female LGBTQ+ students on their experiences of coming out whilst at Edi
‘A lot of guys just want to sexualise lesbians’

Edinburgh Uni invests millions in company that donates to anti-LGBT+ American Republicans
It comes as the university claims to ‘celebrate’ and ‘support’ its LGBT+ community

Scottish universities to face student support funding cuts following spending review
The cuts come as the cost of living for students increases

Edinburgh University ranked 15th in the QS World University Rankings
And was ranked fifth out of the UK universities

You can’t say you’re flat hunting in Edi unless you can relate to 18/20 things
The Hunger Games has nothing over the competition for flats right now

Edi students told us about the craziest displays of wealth they’ve seen at uni
Their money don’t jiggle jiggle, it folds, and was probably from a trust fund

I thought I had Covid at uni but it turned out to be meningitis
Meningitis vaccinations only last five years before expiring

Edinburgh BNOC of the Year 2022: The FINAL Round
This is the final round of voting before we crown a winner!

I followed Nayna Florence’s ‘day in the life’ and here’s how it went
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‘It was five out of 10’: Afia spills on why she didn’t rate her Love Island experience
She said she’d snog Liam, marry Dami and pie Andrew lool

These are the universities where graduates are earning the least after five years
It’s not looking good for Leeds Beckett grads

From Jaya Harper to Iris Apatow: All the TikTok stars you didn’t realise were nepotism babies
I’ll admit it, I’m a little bit jealous

Here are the university cities where the cost of living crisis is hitting students the hardest
No prizes for guessing London comes out on top

All Stars 7 power ranking: Which Drag Race winner should make the top four and win the crown?
If Raja isn’t top four I will be inconsolable

An ode to Davide and Ekin-Su: The best couple to grace the Love Island villa
Can they adopt me please??

Here’s how to do the childhood trauma test that’s blowing up on TikTok right now
This is *scarily* accurate

‘It was just fun – until it wasn’t’: Ezra Miller’s alleged victims have spoken out
Here’s everything we know

Laura Whitmore ‘earns £600k’ – and she’s only been on Love Island for 14 minutes this year
That means she’s earnt almost £750 per SECOND 😮😮

NUS demands the government gives students a ‘summer payment’ to combat hardship
‘While everyone else in society can claim benefits, many students can’t’

Sharon Gaffka says Hugo Hammond joked about her being spiked and called her ‘basic b*tch’
Hugo Hammond has denied these claims

Netflix has apparently crashed as people go on to stream new episodes of Stranger Things
Let us in so we can see who dies!

Loved The Umbrella Academy? Here are 11 other shows and films you can watch the cast in
Honestly, I’ll watch anything with Robert Sheehan in

‘I don’t take sh*t’: Anthony Joshua is not sorry for threatening to crack students’ jaws
The heavyweight boxer also claimed to buy Loughborough students 100 pizzas every weekend

9pm is the best time of the day again – Love Island is finally back to being unmissable
We are living through a Love Island second coming

10 hidden Easter eggs you definitely missed in season three of The Umbrella Academy
Did you spot the hidden QR code in the finale?

You deserve a Dundie if you can get 10/10 on this Office US quotes quiz
‘Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica’

Alright nerds, take this bumper Stranger Things all-seasons quiz to prove you’re a mega fan
Only Eleven herself could get full marks on this

Bad news: 2022 is set to be the hardest year on record to get into university
Good A-Level grades won’t necessarily guarantee your place at uni