BREAKING: Gnome found
The 8 foot gnome has been found unharmed just days after it went missing.
The missing gnome was found by a Castle porter earlier today and is to be returned safely to its owner.
The artist Goshka Bialek is yet to comment, but no doubt she will be pleased at the monstrosity’s return.
One second year Geography student said “I’m so glad, I thought we would have to get Sherlock Gnomes on the case!”
In light of a number of thefts occurring around Durham, some students felt that focusing on the gnome’s whereabouts was unnecessary.
One first year archaeology student said “I’m genuinely glad that the police can now start working on the actual crime happening around here.”
The perpetrators of this mild displacement have not been apprehended.
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