Churchill scolds students for vomiting, David Lammy spotted in MML lib and Tit Hall success on Crushbridge

It’s been a week


Email sent round at Churchill about vomiting incidents

The email called students out for throwing up in taxis and at other colleges, presumably following complaints made to Churchill.

MP David Lammy was sighted in the MML library!

Huge stuff!

Lammy has been a Labour MP for Tottenham for nearly 20 years. He is also a vocal advocate of widening access to Oxbridge.

"@ TH": Love is in the air at Tit Hall!

This week has seen a disproportionate number of heartfelt Crushbridge messages directed at Trinity Hall students.

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Cindies is not the place to fall in love…

Girton's much-loved chaplain is leaving

Sad reacts only.

Malcolm plays guitar and is very popular among students. He first came to Girton with his band, Mystery Train, to play at the Blues Booze and Chocolate Party… "Little did I know I would soon be returning as Chaplain! I have been here for seven years and have always enjoyed the College’s unique warmth and sense of community."

EFL now offers free pads and tampons,!

Jesus' May Ball launch formal is vegan-only

There has been controversy over Jesus' decision to offer only vegan options at the launch formal for their May Ball. Originally, they said the meat option just wasn't out yet, and instructed people to pick vegan, claiming it would be swapped later.

But they then U-turned and announced there would be no meat option at all. How sneaky!

Homeless people broke into Magdalene student accommodation

Two homeless individuals broke into Magdalene accommodation last week. This not highlights a security hazard but also the tragic desperation of homeless people when the nights are so freezing.

Emma's master is leaving… AND SO ARE THE CATS!

Dame Fiona Reynolds, who has been the Master of Emmanuel College since 2012, is leaving. However, the real tragedy is that she will be taking her beloved cats with her.