Five Weak Blues

It’s finally here. That mid-term slump where everything feels a bit groggy and shit and you just want to cry into a bucket.

But if you’re feeling overly down, you need to check yourself – ‘cos do you compete at the highest level of university sport, having also taken part in a Varsity match and/or race against Oxford? No? Well these five do – and that’s on top of normal Cambridge life. And they’re exhausted. Read their stories below and pull your chin up in the process.

Marina plays lacrosse. She’s shattered after meeting a dissertation deadline.

Ali plays cricket. He’s drained after a full day of lectures.

Clark does show jumping. He’s knackered after a long session in the library.

Alex rows and plays tennis and water polo. He’s tired after a big night out with mates.

Anna plays water polo. She’s completely bushed after an all nighter.

These students don’t even get paid to hit a ball with a stick, or catch it in a little net on a stick. That’s tough. Especially when all they’ve got waiting at home is a dissertation and some arnica. So if you’re feeling low this week, take time to remember – at least you’re only blue in one way.