
Bristol climate strike: Best signs
Basically, we’re all screwed
On Friday morning, members of the Bristol Uni community and the general public united to protest government inaction on climate change.
Staff and students marched from Senate House to College Green to meet school students, parents, and other members of the general public who held climate hustings and a rally, before marching through the City Centre.
They brought with them a parade of fantastic signs. Here are our favourites.
You'll just break it again!
Chilling
It's cuffing season folks!
Dave for PM
Nooooo
I see what you did thair
Nice small print
A Trump-endorsed message?
Why are you smiling?
Wholesome!

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