Breaking: Taylor Swift is dating a Bristol grad
This is not a drill
Everyone’s favourite Pop sensation Taylor Swift is reportedly dating a 26-year-old University of Bristol graduate.
Joe Alwyn, a young actor who studied English and Drama at Bristol between 2009 – 2012 has apparently got Taylor besotted.
The US songwriter has been renting a house in North London while she has been seeing Joe who still lives with his parents.
Taylor has gone to great lengths to ensure her visits have remained unnoticed after the intense media scrutiny following her Tom Hiddleston romance.
A source has said: “Taylor has flown in via private jets and her security has made it a military-like mission to prevent her from being seen.”
Joe’s most famous role was a starring appearance in Billy Lynn’s Long Halftime Walk, a 2016 British American War Drama.
It is unclear when or how the pair met but they have been reportedly dating in secret for a number of months.
The seating capacity has also been cut from 500 to just over 100
Today marks the return of the uni’s ongoing patrol service, Operation Beech
RIP your all night study sesh
A rise in the R rate prompted the change
We ranked above Oxford, Cambridge and Durham, but not in a good way
Engineering came out top, again
Phone, wallet, keys, Ucard, mask, VISOR !!
It’s an… acquired taste
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Well at least it’s not Newport again
can’t wait to wear a UoB sports fleece and UoB face covering so everyone knows, for certain, I go to UoB
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I guess we should stop making fun of you Engineers for going to your 9ams now
It’s what we all think when the queue for Parsons stretches to the ASS
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There’s only one way to find out…
The protesters have since been arrested
Those with offers through clearing are still guaranteed a place
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Joe Exotic’s husband got ripped
Because you don’t want to catch either
‘Wear a mini skirt and walk alone at night’
It starts next week!!
Double tap screenshot and camera flipping, yes please
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But Love is pregnant?!
Pour one out for fuck boys across the country
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She really is the gift that keeps on giving
Who let Kurt wear that hippo broach??
If you’re more than 75 per cent, stay away from me
Never forget when Deborah stole Howard’s custard
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‘Awww second lockdown? I was gonna go gym as well.’
Just one dining chair in a house of six, love it x
Some of these traditions scream ‘cult’
Spoiler alert: She’s a lot fitter than Mr.Groff
This is like, so hot x