We asked you to define wavey garms

Do you know the difference between Asian and African pantaloons?


Simply walking around Bristol, you’re hit by a tsunami of wavey garms. From shit shirts, mullet cuts to THAT woven alpaca coat you got from Perah, donning your wavey garms is the easiest way to blend into the colourful, Banksy-peppered cityscape . Like defining love or happiness, the personal definition of wavey garms varies for each individual and is obviously one of the biggest unanswered questions of all time, until this groundbreaking study. Einstein struggled to define it, but these guys below could.

Harry Jervis, Economics

thumb_IMG_0523_1024

“Something floral? I don’t know… Something that says *middle finger* to society.”

Maddie Burton, Philosophy

thumb_IMG_0518_1024

“Wavey garms are the clothes you love to hate, the ones you wear to Motion like fancy dress clothing.”

Marcus Howard-Vyse, History

thumb_IMG_0527_1024

“Anything that says *prayer emoji* to society. Buddhist with Asian influences, e.g. The Baggy Pantaloon. You can tell the difference between Asian and African pantaloons because the African ones have bigger pockets.

“Sadly the African pantaloons have become endangered because of the increasingly illegal tassel trade in Zimbabwe.”

Charlie Fairbanks-Smith, French and Italian

thumb_IMG_0544_1024

“It means expressing one’s inner mojo.”

Alberto Bravo, Economics

thumb_IMG_0536_1024

“I hate wavey garms. I think they’re disgusting. It’s just copying someone with no personality.”

Chloe McMaster, Medicine

11046333_10153118066774387_377282184806422615_n

“Big, ugly baggy shirts from charity shops and girls from Wills dressing in big Adidas jumpers. I don’t know… Edgy.”

Charlie Wilson, French and Spanish

thumb_IMG_0546_1024

“Something vintage. A bit of a one-off, something that nobody else really has. Colourful, patterned…”

Hollie McKeown, Medicine

11018575_10205099094110238_5892408656688414579_n-2

“Anything I don’t wear.”