selly

Selly Oak is a dump and it’s all our fault

There, I said it

The most annoying people you’ll find at a gig

Which one are you?

Uni is the best time to be in a relationship

Wouldn’t you rather be taken bacon than single pringle?

Selly Sausage up for sale

Where are we going to get our post-Fab breakfasts now?!

A letter to all the cat-callers in Selly

Yes I know I have boobs, they’re on MY chest

There’s a Harry Potter society in Birmingham

Yes, it exists

How to pull off the hungover look

Because normally we all look a mess

I made my own bath out of a plastic container

I have no money, can you blame me?

The battle of Selly’s three best chicken shops

Because apparently Roosters isn’t the only one

Can we stop pretending to like UFC now that Conor McGregor has lost

He was humiliated and made a mockery of his ‘sport’

Clubbers of the week

Good hustle guys

Outlook email access unavailable in Birmingham

The server is down

Everyone who irritates us in the library

Because there’s always one

The best bit about guild elections is when it rains

Because we’re terrible people

Students misreport lab incident thinking they’d spilt radioactive substance

All they had to do was wash their hands

Every degree has a classic stereotype

We all know they exist

The very best campaign videos of this year

They’re Oscar worthy, honestly

What do students at other universities think of Birmingham?

‘It’s full of hipsters, right?’

Nothing beats the illicit thrill of having sex in public

Get over yourselves, it’s really not that bad

My Brummie accent doesn’t make me unattractive

No, we’re not from ‘Burrrrminnnum’