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These 26 ‘Is there a doctor on this flight?’ memes will make you regret your career choices

God I feel ATTACKED

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Is there a doctor on this flight memes have taken over Twitter in the past few days and they're making everyone feel personally attacked. If you feel insecure about your career choices or the degree you study, these Is there a doctor on this flight memes are for you.

What are the Is there a doctor on this flight memes about?

These are the funniest 26 Is there a doctor on this flight memes on the internet right now:

1. Ah journalism, how I loathe thee

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight?

Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you

Me: Not now Dad

Dad: Not asking for a journalist to help, are they?

Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now

Dad: Go and see if “finding a second source" helps

— A$AP JOURNO (@lostblackboy) November 26, 2019

2. Every philosopher's nightmare

flight attendant: is there a doctor on board?
dad: *nudge* could’ve been you
a philosopher: *sigh*
flight attendant: we are going to crash and can either hit a field and kill 1 farmer or a runway and kill 5
dad: what
a philosopher: IT’S HAPPENING OH MY GOD IT’S REALLY HAPPENING

— Anna Lauren Hoffmann (@annaeveryday) November 27, 2019

3. When you get a little too invested in Instagram influencers

flight attendant: is there a doctor on this flight?

dad: *nudging me* that should've been you

me: not now dad

dad: not asking for someone that writes caroline calloway threads, are they?

me: there's an emergency happening rn

dad: go and see if “pilates :(“ helps

— LIL BITCH (@cacasmiddlename) November 27, 2019

4. Why do doctors love talking about being doctors?

flight attendant: is there a doctor on board?

mom: *shoves passenger next to her out of the way* HERE OVER HERE MY SON HERE RIGHT HERE HE’S A DOCTOR HIM MY SON

— Daniel “parade balloon” Summers (@WFKARS) November 27, 2019

5. Wow, why you gotta rinse me like that?

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on board?

Dad: *nudge* should've been you

Me: Not now Dad

Dad: Not asking for a writer, are they?

Me: Dad, there's an emergency happening!

My real Dad, from the other room, sadly: Are you in there pretending you can afford to fly again?

— Catapult (@CatapultStory) November 26, 2019

6. Lmao

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor onboard?
Me: Yes, I have a PhD in Computer Science
Dad: *nudging me* not a real doctor tho are you?
Me: Not now Dad
Dad: Not an MD. That’s what they’re asking for
Flight attendant: this gentleman needs to install Adobe Acrobat on his laptop

— Stu (@StuFlemingNZ) November 26, 2019

7. I DiD nOt dO FilM StudIEz tO Be RinSed lIke ThiS

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight?

Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you

Me: Not now Dad

Dad: Not asking for a cinematographer to help, are they?

Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now

Dad: Go and see if “moody lighting" helps

— Jackson Hayes (@jacksonhvisuals) November 26, 2019

8. This was the original tweet that blew up

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor onboard?

Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you

Me: Not now Dad

Dad: Not asking for a Product Manager to help, are they?

Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now

Dad: Go and see if “let’s have a follow-up meeting" helps

— Laura Gao ✌️ (@heylauragao) November 26, 2019

9. Hi guyssssss, don't forget to subscribe

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight?

Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you

Me: Not now Dad

Dad: Not asking for a YouTuber to help, are they?

Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now

Dad: Go and see if "what up guys" helps

— The Dad (@thedad) November 22, 2019

10. Good take

Flight Attendant: is there a doctor onboard?

Dad: *nudging me* that shouldve been you

Me: not now pa

Dad: not asking for a producer to help, are they?

Me: theres a medical emergency happening right now

Dad: go n see if saying “good take" helps.

— Bon (@boncedrik) November 27, 2019

11. Ah, not only am I poor, now we're all laughing about my career too, brilliant

flight attendant: is there a doctor on this flight?

dad: *nudging me* that should have been you

me: not now dad

dad: not asking for a theatre company, are they?

me: dad there's a medical emergency happening right now

dad: go and see if 'short-form micro-theatre' helps

— anorak (@anorak_thtr) November 27, 2019

12. Why are people in advertising so annoying

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor onboard?

Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you

Me: Not now Dad

Dad: Not asking for a Advertisers to help, are they?

Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now

Dad: Go and see if “brainstorming” helps

— Xin Ku Tang (@profatitties) November 27, 2019

13. Medical students suck

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight?

Dad: *nudging me* that IS you goooo

Me: Not now Dad

Dad: Not asking for a medstudent to help, are they?

Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now

Dad: Go and see if "nagging on twitter and not studying" helps https://t.co/IqiFGvXRkF

— YoSoyMarco???? (@chickenxnoodle) November 27, 2019

14. Am I AITCH yet?

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight?

Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you

Me: Not now Dad

Dad: Not asking for a rapper to help, are they?

Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now

Dad: Go and see if “spitting bars" helps

— Robin HD (@Robin_HD_YT) November 27, 2019

15. Let me study Creative Writing in peace pls

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor onboard?

Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you

Me: Dad, you died 16 years ago wtf

Daf: Not asking for a poet, are they?

Me: Dad, you know this is just an abstract allegory for my own sense of failure, right?

Dad: No one likes you

— Hadassah Grace (@GraceHadassah) November 27, 2019

16. Wow this was a wholesome take

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor onboard?

Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you

Me: Not now Dad

Dad: I respect your decision to follow your dreams and not become a doctor.

Me: I miss you dad, going on holidays isn't the same without you.

Dad:

— Threemey (@Daragh2me) November 27, 2019

17. Deletes tweet

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor onboard?

Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you

Me: Not now Dad

Dad: Why not?

Me: Dad, because it's only been 10 mins and everyone is sick of these already.

Dad: <deletes tweet due to lack of engagement>

— goggs (@iamgoggs) November 27, 2019

18. I'm telling you, if you can work Excel, you can do anything

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor onboard?

Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you

Me: Not now Dad

Dad: Not asking for an administrator to help, are they?

Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now

Dad: Go and see if Microsoft excel helps@ExcelHumor

— ⛓️ ⛓️ (@KillPop777) November 27, 2019

19. I am WOKE dad

Flight Attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight?
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Dad: Not asking for an anti-racist to help, are they?
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Dad: Go and see if “discourse on model migrancy & stereotypes of Asians as doctors" helps

Flight Attendant (staring at me): Surely *someone* here must be a doctor…

— David Lo Pun-ch Nazis (@helpmeskeletor) November 27, 2019

20. I don't understand this but if you do, laugh

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight?

Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you

Me: Not now Dad

Dad: Not asking for an actor to help, are they?

Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now

Dad: Go and see if “method acting, like Brando" helps

— t y l e r (@marveImathers) November 27, 2019

21. Ah, good old James Joyce, always up for a laugh

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight?

Mum: *nudging me* that should've been you

Me: Not now Mum

Mum: Not asking for an English student now are they?

Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now

Mum: Go and see if James Joyce’s Ulysses will help.

— escalerAOoOo (@not_your_mumm) November 27, 2019

22. Live-blogging is cool too! Don't let anyone stop you!

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight?

Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you

Me: Not now Dad

Dad: Not asking for a journalist to help, are they?

Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now

Dad: Go and see if “live-blogging" helps

— Kemal Atlay (@kemal_atlay) November 26, 2019

23. I mean if you want to make a living off shit-posting, go for it

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight?

Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you

Me: Not now Dad

Dad: Not asking for a twitter shitposter to help, are they?

Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now

Dad: Go and see if a Darren Grimes dunk helps

— Sorcha Ní Nia (@Luiseach) November 27, 2019

24. Cries in dissertation

flight attendant: is there a doctor on board?
dad: *nudge* could’ve been you if you submitted your thesis this year
me: *sigh* And yet, still not that kind of doctor
dad: but you would still *been* a doctor [laughs at his great joke]
me:
dad: finish your thesis now

— STEMLORD with Delusions of Grandeur (@upulie) November 27, 2019

25. Hey Siri, is it bad that I laughed?

(on a plane)

flight attendant: is there a doctor on this plane?

me: i’m a doctor

flight attendant: this man is having a heart attack

me: i’m a doctor in mathematics

flight attendant: he is going to die

me: prove it

— bad math jokes (@funnymaths) July 26, 2019

26. Big up immigrant parents memes x

FLIGHT ATTENDANT: we have a passenger who needs medical attention, is there a doctor on this flight?

MY IMMIGRANT MOM (pointing at me): my son could’ve been one if he had applied himself instead of disappointing the family

— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) November 30, 2018