Sit back, relax and look at the filthiest clubbers of Glastonbury 2017
Well tbf there isn’t that much mud so they’re q clean
Every weekend, we at The Tab bring you the best clubbers from all the corners of the UK. It is our civic duty, and we perform it without complaint. Yet herein lies our conundrum: how do we give you the best clubbers, when no clubbers are clubbing at any clubs?
The youths of Britain have done a Theresa May, rapidly descending upon the wheaten fields of Somerset for a right old knees-up like they do every year.
Thus, in the spirit of trying to feel included even though we (and you) weren’t invited, we thought we’d bring you the next best thing – here are the best clubbers of Glastonbury 2017 so far.
Good boy of the week
When you visit your dad in prison and his mates won’t stop leering
When you book a few days off from the Death Star to let your inner rebel out
When someone behind you says they have cold ones to crack, but no boys to crack them with
Didn’t know your dad was going to Glastonbury
When you scoop a spider up and take it outside instead of squashing it
When someone tells you Starbucks have released a new flavour of frappucino
When your mate didn’t get a ticket but you’re a helpful friend
An actual photo of me posing with my dissertation
The floor is <10 likes on an Instagram picture
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IT WAS ABOUT TIME
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times x