Well tbf there isn’t that much mud so they’re q clean
Every weekend, we at The Tab bring you the best clubbers from all the corners of the UK. It is our civic duty, and we perform it without complaint. Yet herein lies our conundrum: how do we give you the best clubbers, when no clubbers are clubbing at any clubs?
The youths of Britain have done a Theresa May, rapidly descending upon the wheaten fields of Somerset for a right old knees-up like they do every year.
Thus, in the spirit of trying to feel included even though we (and you) weren’t invited, we thought we’d bring you the next best thing – here are the best clubbers of Glastonbury 2017 so far.
Good boy of the week
Haha no officer I have no idea how those drugs got into my tiny vest
When you visit your dad in prison and his mates won’t stop leering
This brings back bad childhood memories
When you book a few days off from the Death Star to let your inner rebel out
Blowing up Alderaan was just pretty stressful, you know?
When someone behind you says they have cold ones to crack, but no boys to crack them with
Well bloody hell mate it looks like you’ve just found three lads to take those tinnies off your hands
Didn’t know your dad was going to Glastonbury
He’s probably there to sell his Avon
When you scoop a spider up and take it outside instead of squashing it
I am at one with the universe
When someone tells you Starbucks have released a new flavour of frappucino
Yassss mama Starbucks slay
When your mate didn’t get a ticket but you’re a helpful friend
Just stay still and they won’t notice
An actual photo of me posing with my dissertation
Look at this hot pile of garbage
The floor is <10 likes on an Instagram picture
But I came for the music yeah