This changes the dating game forever
It's time to stop stressing about the future
‘This is the closest shave I’ve had in a while’
Their wardrobes will put yours to shame
Looking at girls on the internet means you’re too scared to speak to them in real life
Why do you think anyone wants to see them
Don’t take the piss, they’re the reasons your hands don’t smell of it
Turns out burying your nose in a book isn’t enough any more
And when we done I make him buy me Balmain
He didn’t watch porn or masturbate for 100 days in an attempt to cure himself
Tom Jenkin
The Tab
Catherine Reid
Jack Cummings
Roisin Lanigan
Jessica Crabbe
Laura FitzPatrick