Mollie Simpson

What it’s actually like to have to leave your year abroad in one day

Coronavirus meant I left France three months early: but things could have been so much worse

All the best tweets about Parklife to remind us why we love it so much


All the best dressed at Parklife 2019

Rain, shine, glitter, mud

Cardi B drops out of Parklife headline spot to recover from boob job


Parklife have just announced the official Afterlife 2019 line-up

Get ready for the weekend that never sleeps

Salford student recovers from coma after suffering a head injury

Alfie confirmed his recovery on Twitter

What your spot in Platt Fields says about your personality

If you sit on The Mound you’re a sesh gremlin

We spoke to the three students who created the Instagram behemoth Ed Spotting

In a way we are all an Ed

A UoM student had an actual lamb heart shoved through her own letterbox

The real heart of the issue

A machine is giving out FREE Pot Noodles in the SU today

Maybe you’ll actually revise now HUH

The cock destroyers are coming to G-A-Y this Sunday

You know what we are

BREAKING: Piccadilly Gardens cordoned off after police find ‘suspicious package’

Oldham Library has also been evacuated

A UoM student found actual ants in her smoothie


Greggs is opening in Fallowfield!!

Cut me open and I bleed Greggs

SU shoots down proposal for a Mancunion ‘sensitivity reader’

The amendment was met with accusations of the SU being ‘unconstitutional’

Bath Uni splash out £16k on a painting of their £460k-a-year former VC

And then hid it from public sight

UoM investigating History student who praised eugenics and ‘high caste Aryans’ on Facebook

The student said he was ‘entitled’ to his own opinions

Who are the people still watching Brooklyn 99 and finding it funny?

It’s mediocre at best and you know it

University of Manchester students protested against Apartheid in Israel yesterday

Pressure has been mounting on UoM to divest from Caterpillar

Takeshi’s Parklife is coming to Manchester, and the winner gets free Parklife tickets!!

Free drinks! Free food! Free tix!