Someone get me an UBER I am dying out here

Please say I am not signet ring posh

Why was there always a cool kid with a clothing brand

Find one at a university near you

I am a constant disappointment

There is no such thing as too much highlighter

Never trust a girl in gym leggings

Nuggets > men

Because Nutella defs means you like a bad boy

‘Investment banker with a net worth of over 3.5 Billion…interested now?’

Look, I am as shocked as you are ok

Oh how the mighty hath fallen

People looked at me like they were concerned for my health

Pretty sure people from Wolverhampton don’t say ‘yall’

And apparently they don’t even fade

What does it mean though?

Topshop lighting makes me want an acid peel

This is peak hatfishing

Your life sucks in comparison

I c o n i c

So here for outdoorsy fit

And no you can’t join

Soirée in my drawing room tonight guys??

Pass the ketchup, I have found my calling

Pass the garlic mayo, I have a dick appointment in 10 mins

Feeling 10/10 walking into pres with my Echo Falls summer fruits

Those guys in Huf socks need to stop thinking they own music

Exeter are second probs because they’re bored af

She’s still got better eyebrows than you

How did they not know their mum was watching?

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up

Let it snow VKs

Are you taking a selfie at the gym? BASIC

No, they haven’t been hacked

You thought it was going to be fun? Lol

She’s a 70-year-old Tory trapped in a Made in Chelsea character’s body

Enjoy the blue pitchers at Spoons, again

We get it, you love pizza

This is weird

Leave home at 21? AHAHAHHAHHA

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

Please stop

Bet you’ve never actually been to New York

‘Yaaaaaaas qweeeeen’

If you like it then you should’a put a ring on it

‘Just wait for the drop’

Pour it up, pour it up

I could have told you guys this years ago

Where’s the bacon at?

Worn with Jeffery Campbell boots obviously

An ode to those with no space

He had 17p in his bank account