Clubbers of the Week
Don’t be a bore in week four
Sweet, sweet week four – some might say it's the calm before the storm. Except the storm you lot caused on the dance floor, that is.
Luckily for The Tab's Sunday page views, Edi's stunners, creepers and wankers were all out in full force this week. Did you catch the camera's eye?
Stunner of the week
If he's not an ECFS model I'll eat my hat
Runners up
A vision
Jake Gyllenhaal is that you?
Get you a friend this proud of your face
Creeper of the week
Hey pal didn't see you there
Runners up
Nothing like a good earnest photobomb
There seems to be a trio of creepers at large here
Third wheel of the week
Maybe if I close my eyes they won't notice me squeezing past
Runners up
GET IN THERE LAD
Heroine of the week
Queen of the side-eye
Runners up
Someone has just birthed a wig
No bib, no problem
Wanker of the week
PLEASE put your shirt back on
Runners up
Bourbon's weekly pre-teen clientele
I just spent 5 minutes trying to recreate this finger configuration
Just before he set her hair on fire
Unhappy clubber of the week
Someone's just spotted their frenemy
Runners up
Existential crisis on the dancefloor
There's the door
Look mate, it's Cab Vol, I can't play Dancing Queen
When you remember you left your keys at home
And your wallet
WTF of the week
Careful mate you don't want a cheek puncture
Runners up
Haha, we love each other really
This makes me uncomfortable
Nothing like a massage to ease the vodka-induced indigestion
Or maybe a cuddle
Mutant of the week
She's just seen the guy taking off his t-shirt
Runners up
Second from the right
That is one double-jointed arm
Best of the rest
Are they at the club or watching the footie?
Getting cosy in time for V-Day
Whispering those sweet nothings
More cuddles, this is cute isn't it
The return of the wig
Photo credits:
Ben Glasgow
David Wilkinson
Neil Stewart
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