Can I hire this savage girl to destroy my exes on Twitter, too?
‘See you at the baby shower’
It took a while to get to the beginning of this whole Twitter thread, but it’s potentially the funniest, most savage breakup of a couple we’ve ever seen.
And the entire internet is here for it right now. This girl from Vegas is doing the Lord’s work.
It all begins with this girl’s ex sub-tweeting her
https://twitter.com/almostkj/status/844601862191923202
https://twitter.com/Kencaveee/status/844767928356524033
https://twitter.com/almostKj/status/844770112309608449
https://twitter.com/Kencaveee/status/844770303804813320
Then things took a real step up
https://twitter.com/almostKj/status/844772975475765254
https://twitter.com/Kencaveee/status/844773773597274115
https://twitter.com/almostKj/status/844784779782340608
https://twitter.com/Kencaveee/status/844785369807695876
Then it descended into total pettiness
https://twitter.com/almostKj/status/844786152850702337
https://twitter.com/Kencaveee/status/844782867297198080
https://twitter.com/almostKj/status/844795580329091072
https://twitter.com/Kencaveee/status/844798909763375106
https://twitter.com/almostKj/status/844799554788614144
https://twitter.com/Kencaveee/status/844800472305156096
https://twitter.com/almostKj/status/844800923754901506
https://twitter.com/Kencaveee/status/844801252005298177
When we reached out for comment, she replied: “See you at the baby shower, babe.”
We’re anxiously awaiting our invite in the mail. Check back here for updates.
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