Clubbers of the week
You know the drill
With essays and exams over, there really was no excuse this week. You all got drunk and spoke to that weirdo on your course who always talks too much in seminars and the person who ruined your non-stick pan in halls last year.
Here are the highlights.
Hotties of the week
The classic Revs photo
Runners-up
Creep of the week
Hmmm your hair smells nice…
Hero of the week
So athletic
Runner-up
I don’t know what this pose means but apparently its a thing
Sweatiest clubber
I don’t know whether to be impressed or shocked
Roadman of the week
‘Buy my clothes from Go Outdoors, nah that’s not me’…oh wait
Bear Grylls wannabes
‘Better drink my own piss’
Loneliest clubber
Just message the boys on the group chat
Most likely to appear on the Undateables
‘There’s plenty more fish in the sea for me’
Most romantic first-date location
It was love at first VK
Gangliest clubber
So many limbs
Lost Leeds student of the week
Far too wavey for York mate
Most impressive drink holding of the week
I genuinely don’t know how you’ve done that
Most in need of a new pair of jeans
I’m not sure your mother would approve
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