Clubbers of the week
Were you fit enough to get in?
We’re a few weeks into term now, and you guys are still clubbing your wee hearts out.
Most balls tripped of the week
The walls are melting
Thrownest shapes of the week
Killin it
Best friends of the week
A couple winners here – these girls:
Intimate
…these girls:
Steamy
…but the obvious winners are these two, because what is a true friend if not someone who’s willing to catch your drink when you’re too far gone to keep it in your mouth?
Actually a bit far maybe
Ruined photo of the week
Another difficult one to judge, with strong entries from this guy:
This picture is desperate to get in the article
…but the prize has to go to this guy, who ruined his own picture in what is an example of true dedication to photobombing:
Godspeed, you beautiful angel
Hipster of the week
Hey guys remember finger tats?
Existential crisis of the week
“Why didn’t I go to Hustle?!”
Casual takedown of the week
“Bitch better have my money”
Domestic of the week
Maybe not in front of the cameraman next time
One for the Sexy Bouncer Calendar of the week
Swarthy
Photo credit to Stuart Ridley (The Lancaster Photographer), Emma Ford and Lucie Carter.
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