Clubbers of the week: Extreme exam drought edition
Exams? What exams?
The third years are just polishing off their exams. The freshers have either just started them, or are gearing up to in the weeks to come. It feels like nobody’s going to come out alive.
Thankfully, we still have club photos to get us through.
Angriest Beard of The Week
He’s a lumberjack, you’re a tree
Good guy bouncer of the week
It’s as though Usain Bolt is really in Lancaster
Gurn of the week
Not content with a mere single gurn, this fella cropped up again, having apparently not changed his expression once in the interim.
It seemed like a good idea at first…
…and then the wind changed
Bromance of the week
Nah s’just what you do with your mates innit
Tripping-the-most-balls of the week
‘How do they get the voices inside the phone?’
Strangest pull of the week
‘Yours or mine?’
Most ‘in her zone’ of the week
HULK SMASH
Happiest clubber
aw yiss
Photo credits to Lucy Lamb and The Lancaster Photographer.
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