We’ve gone bananas
The hunt is on for Britain’s fruitiest uni
The Tab has always known the value of a decent five-a-day, but not since Eve spoiled it for everyone has fruit caused such a stir.
Super-neat clothing brand QCumber are running a competition to find Britain’s fruitiest uni. To be perfectly honest, we’re not exactly sure what that means, but by Jove we’d give this lot a squeeze!
Click here to vote for your favourite. You’re in line to win a free jumper if you do.
This one’s titled: ‘Put ’em up Bananaman’
‘Strawberry Rain’
‘Smoking Hot Fruit’
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