York’s fittest finalist: Fred Weld
He has a long list of family connections
Fred Weld, Economics and Finance
Internationally famous for risqué Halloween costumes and known to be the sweatiest man in Salvation, Fred Weld is a force to be reckoned with. Fred believes “all publicity is good publicity”, but a Derwenter never forgets and we all know he shat himself in first year! With Rain Man-esque maths skills and a long list of family connections, step right up ladies as you won’t be living on benefits. If you want a second opinion just ask the James Netball girls…
I don’t think I’ll ever recover from THAT Divina De Campo performance
Réiltín’s dissertation has even received praise from Derry Girls writer Lisa McGee
You can donate your old bike to be collected on campus
The Pride Parade is tomorrow!
The incident occurred in the Memorial Gardens near York station
Gemma is the epitome of a Constantine girlie x
‘I wanted to get a tattoo that would remind me of my time at York’
It’s a big second win for Jacob!
This IS NOT a drill
AmazingPhil used to get screeched at by the same geese, crazy right?
He followed her up to York, posed online as a fellow student and paid dark web hackers to access her social media accounts
Who will be crowned York’s biggest BNOC 2022?
It’s time to face the BNOCs
Sister Michael would be so proud x
Sigma, Lovely Laura and Ben Santiago will also be performing
It’s time to nominate the biggest names on campus
Fire services attended the scene around 11pm last night
‘Until every queer person can wake up without fear of being harassed for being who they are, we still need Pride’
Any jobs going in the Upside Down?
It’s more accurate than whatever your year 13 careers advisor told you
‘I’m not willing to be marched to my death by the fossil fuel companies and their government puppets,’ says Bournemouth student Louis
I want everyone’s head to turn, sue me!
‘Tax cuts for anyone who has an affair with a foreign footballer’
We’re constantly degraded for our so-called lack of job opportunities when compared to STEM courses
She said she’d snog Liam, marry Dami and pie Andrew lool
It’s not looking good for Leeds Beckett grads
I’ll admit it, I’m a little bit jealous
No prizes for guessing London comes out on top
If Raja isn’t top four I will be inconsolable
Can they adopt me please??
This is *scarily* accurate
Here’s everything we know
That means she’s earnt almost £750 per SECOND 😮😮
‘While everyone else in society can claim benefits, many students can’t’
Hugo Hammond has denied these claims
Let us in so we can see who dies!
Honestly, I’ll watch anything with Robert Sheehan in
The heavyweight boxer also claimed to buy Loughborough students 100 pizzas every weekend